Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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Steve95401
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At least it was just his finger.
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Silverfeathery
| 21
Better hope it was clean
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Steve95401
| 49
At least it was just his finger.
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kaylocca
| 20
Lol it could've got way worse than a toe too.
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themostunlucky_fml
| 14
His "toe"
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Silverfeathery
| 21
Better hope it was clean
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easilyboredone
| 8
That would have been a good time to bite down and teach him not to stick his finger in other people's mouths.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I hope you kicked him a new hole between his legs afterwards. Then he can finger himself all he wants.
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TreeBeard123
| 5
That's a nasty image
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Ilayda_fml
| 12
Good one ???
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BlackHawkSavior
| 28
If you liked it then you should've put a finger in it, if you liked it then you should've put a finger in it
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Laphog
| 17
I always do that after I eat KFC, I mean why would I put my dirty greasy chicken fingers in my own mouth ?
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HerWrongHole247
| 18
Remember to think before you type - Mom.
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ButtStallion2k16
| 10
I don't see what's with the downvotes
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TommyGun85
| 19
YES!! yawn rape, that'll teach you to have some manners and cover your mouth next time. Have fun doing it to the next person.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
Did you miss the part where OP said "before I could cover my mouth"
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TommyGun85
| 19
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
50- when you're really tired they can catch you by surprise... Maybe her hands were full or busy. Maybe you're just a jerk. I guess we'll never know
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Foxfire15
| 15
50, If some stranger put their fingers in my mouth because I yawned, I would beat the tar out of them. It's gross and rude. It's not the job of random strangers the be the etiquette police.
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LostCosmo
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Did you thank him?
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Magnoxidans
| 19
He really stuck it to ya...
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Calingaladha
| 21
I thought for a moment "Yeah, should have bitten them"...but anyone who does that to a stranger is too gross to risk biting.