Transportation: Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful...

By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Steve95401 49

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:23

At least it was just his finger.

Silverfeathery 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:24

Better hope it was clean

Comments

Steve95401 49

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:23

At least it was just his finger.

kaylocca 20

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:26

Lol it could've got way worse than a toe too.

themostunlucky_fml 14

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:55

His "toe"

Silverfeathery 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:24

Better hope it was clean

easilyboredone 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:24

That would have been a good time to bite down and teach him not to stick his finger in other people's mouths.

BlackHawkSavior 28

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:30

If you liked it then you should've put a finger in it, if you liked it then you should've put a finger in it

Laphog 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:33

I always do that after I eat KFC, I mean why would I put my dirty greasy chicken fingers in my own mouth ?

HerWrongHole247 18

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:57

Remember to think before you type - Mom.

ButtStallion2k16 10

Friday 25 March 2016 0:23

I don't see what's with the downvotes

TommyGun85 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:38

YES!! yawn rape, that'll teach you to have some manners and cover your mouth next time. Have fun doing it to the next person.

domolovesyoshi 33

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:31

Did you miss the part where OP said "before I could cover my mouth"

TommyGun85 19

Friday 25 March 2016 1:53

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 25 March 2016 4:45

50- when you're really tired they can catch you by surprise... Maybe her hands were full or busy. Maybe you're just a jerk. I guess we'll never know

Foxfire15 15

Friday 25 March 2016 6:37

50, If some stranger put their fingers in my mouth because I yawned, I would beat the tar out of them. It's gross and rude. It's not the job of random strangers the be the etiquette police.