By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
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Steve95401 49

At least it was just his finger.

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Silverfeathery 21
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Better hope it was clean

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Steve95401 49

At least it was just his finger.

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kaylocca 20
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Lol it could've got way worse than a toe too.

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Silverfeathery 21
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Better hope it was clean

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easilyboredone 8
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That would have been a good time to bite down and teach him not to stick his finger in other people's mouths.

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BlackHawkSavior 28
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If you liked it then you should've put a finger in it, if you liked it then you should've put a finger in it

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Laphog 17
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I always do that after I eat KFC, I mean why would I put my dirty greasy chicken fingers in my own mouth ?

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HerWrongHole247 18
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Remember to think before you type - Mom.

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ButtStallion2k16 10
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I don't see what's with the downvotes

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TommyGun85 19
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YES!! yawn rape, that'll teach you to have some manners and cover your mouth next time. Have fun doing it to the next person.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Did you miss the part where OP said "before I could cover my mouth"

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TommyGun85 19
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crudeandrudeguy 29
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50- when you're really tired they can catch you by surprise... Maybe her hands were full or busy. Maybe you're just a jerk. I guess we'll never know

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Foxfire15 15
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50, If some stranger put their fingers in my mouth because I yawned, I would beat the tar out of them. It's gross and rude. It's not the job of random strangers the be the etiquette police.

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LostCosmo 5

Did you thank him?

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Magnoxidans 19
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He really stuck it to ya...

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Calingaladha 21
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I thought for a moment "Yeah, should have bitten them"...but anyone who does that to a stranger is too gross to risk biting.

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Yuso_Yagari 9
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What did you do I need DETAILS

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