By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML
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UGHHHH who HIRED HER too much pain. then again your helping her get out of potential pension debt

JocelynKaulitz 28

haha at least you know fancy computer tricks (:

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UGHHHH who HIRED HER too much pain. then again your helping her get out of potential pension debt

It would seem there is a bright side to everything!

Whoever hired her must be her grandchildren or something, seriously, if she's training for a job that's 100% computer-based, and doesn't even know these things.. I bet she doesn't know what alt-f4 does either and all those fancy tri-- err shortcuts ;p Just tell your boss she's not competant enough for the job and find someone else

trueblue42 4

lol @ fancy tricks

She will learn faster if she is excited. Stop being bitchy about it and teach the damn woman!

Man that sucks training your own replacement. It's worse than her being a dumbass on the computer

RedPillSucks 31

OP may be getting promoted and needed to train a replacement, instead of leaving the company.

JocelynKaulitz 28

haha at least you know fancy computer tricks (:

chelle_starlight 0

wow...who did she sleep with to get that job!?...jk...haha...give her some time...she will get it...

dudeitsdanny 9

Hopefully a replacement because you quit, not got fired. But FYL. You should talk to your boss if you think she's underqualified.

C6Racer 0

I can't remember the last time I saw a qualified person in any position, at any job; so this is nothing new.

the best you can do is to demand more payment for your fruitless efforts...

Does she put white-out on the screen to fix errors? If she does, FYL!

buddha313 0

I didn't think people still knew what white-out is. lol

and didn't

Perhaps she'll faint from excitement when you teach her Ctrl+Alt+Del. Btw, LOL WHO HIRED HER ANYWAYS

Most probably someone related to/ friends with her since she is so obviously under qualified for the job

PSQ91 6

Your Boss is stupid, she's totally unqualified for that job...