FML : Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and...

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SenescentSouthernBoy - / Monday 17 August 2009 08:42 / United States

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By hihihi002 | 0

#493697 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:26

you suck.

By jlynn91 | 0

#493728 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:33

YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.

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By hihihi002 | 0

#493697 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:26

you suck.

zrjones | 0

#493722 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:31

i cant believe they post stupid shit like this. i guess i have to be a total moron to get my FMLs posted cuz they never post mine but they post this garbage all the time

mcpar | 0

#493740 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:39

hi i'm at the top :D

I_GET_ASS | 0

#493749 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:41

nice job taking an old FML and sending it in again. GUYS ITS A REPEAT!!!!!!¡shift1!one¡!!!!!1

fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#493855 - Monday 17 August 2009 05:36

I rephrased the FML: "Today, I made a stupid mistake and decided to post in on fmylife.com so everyone could see how stupid I am. FML"

iljajlm | 4

#493893 - Monday 17 August 2009 05:54

EPIC FAIL!

DameGreyWulf | 0

#495548 - Tuesday 18 August 2009 06:00

LOL SIX, that seems to be the case, doesn't it? Though, I've sent in maybe two or three moronic FMLs myself and they didn't get posted. Luck of the draw, I guess.

By shadowoftheday_fml | 0

#493700 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:27

sad.

yaintime21 | 0

#494078 - Monday 17 August 2009 07:42

wowwwwwwwww retard 40- go f yourself. it clearly says "male".

By selenes | 0

#493706 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:28

YDI for being such an idiot.

By TC1_fml | 0

#493707 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:28

What an idiot...

By marz88 | 0

#493721 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:31

If we were out in the wild you and the idiot who forgot to unlock his washing machine would have been eaten by now. Sadly no natural selection for you =P