Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
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hihihi002
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you suck.
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jlynn91
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YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.
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hihihi002
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you suck.
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zrjones
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i cant believe they post stupid shit like this. i guess i have to be a total moron to get my FMLs posted cuz they never post mine but they post this garbage all the time
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mcpar
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hi i'm at the top :D
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I_GET_ASS
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nice job taking an old FML and sending it in again.
GUYS ITS A REPEAT!!!!!!¡shift1!one¡!!!!!1
GUYS ITS A REPEAT!!!!!!¡shift1!one¡!!!!!1
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fmlfmlfml15
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I rephrased the FML:
"Today, I made a stupid mistake and decided to post in on fmylife.com so everyone could see how stupid I am. FML"
"Today, I made a stupid mistake and decided to post in on fmylife.com so everyone could see how stupid I am. FML"
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iljajlm
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EPIC FAIL!
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DameGreyWulf
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LOL SIX, that seems to be the case, doesn't it?
Though, I've sent in maybe two or three moronic FMLs myself and they didn't get posted. Luck of the draw, I guess.
Though, I've sent in maybe two or three moronic FMLs myself and they didn't get posted. Luck of the draw, I guess.
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shadowoftheday_fml
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sad.
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yaintime21
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wowwwwwwwww retard
40- go f yourself. it clearly says "male".
40- go f yourself. it clearly says "male".
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selenes
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YDI for being such an idiot.
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TC1_fml
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What an idiot...
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marz88
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If we were out in the wild you and the idiot who forgot to unlock his washing machine would have been eaten by now. Sadly no natural selection for you =P
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piperian396
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YDI
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jlynn91
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YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.
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tingting1
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HUH?
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viral_fml
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Idiots like you need to stay the fuck in the house.
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notapplicable123
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ydi. Try remembering where you park /eyeroll
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emilyfaith93
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why did it take the cops 15 minutes to find it? it was only across the parking lot.