Miscellaneous: Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me....

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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Wrecked

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:00 - Albania

Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Baby you can drive my car

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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queenariii 22

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:06

I hope you plan to "borrow" his upcoming paychecks.

PulpFact 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:11

If I were in this situation I'd be down a car AND a deadbeat brother.

Comments

queenariii 22

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:06

I hope you plan to "borrow" his upcoming paychecks.

may14th 26

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:07

At least he's okay?

abdiG 27

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:11

Make him pay every penny back and don't take sorry for an answer. He should have at least asked first.

Phantomsnake 10

Sunday 29 May 2016 11:15

I hope he's not in that ditch instead of your car right now..

PulpFact 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:11

If I were in this situation I'd be down a car AND a deadbeat brother.

mariri9206 32

Sunday 29 May 2016 12:28

Then he can pay for the tow truck and any damages your insurance may not cover.

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 29 May 2016 14:21

And for the resultant rise in insurance premiums...

Lily_Rain77 25

Sunday 29 May 2016 20:32

If life was fair this would make the brother's insurance go up... sigh

Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 13:22

It could've been worse. At least the brother wasn't totaled.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 29 May 2016 21:01

No great loss.

PePziNL 20

Monday 30 May 2016 3:37

Yet.

Arot6 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 13:32

Sounds like he now owes you a car.

MummyRavyne 14

Sunday 29 May 2016 14:07

Honestly, screw the fact he's family and report your car stolen and that you know who it was if he's not able/willing to get you a new car

bretzeller 13

Sunday 29 May 2016 20:35

It's called "Family". Besides, he could claim the OP gave him permission, and is trying to avoid an insurance rise. Also, it's a bad idea to report someone in your family, who may have secrets of yours. The brother may decide to report drugs the OP has, and may plant some. When you start a war, dig two graves.