FML : Today, my boyfriend was blowing his nose when out of nowhere he started laughing and said, “hey, my nose is exactly like you in bed, I have to finish if...

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Today, my boyfriend was blowing his nose when out of nowhere he started laughing and said, “hey, my nose is exactly like you in bed, I have to finish if off with my finger to get the job done.” FML

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By Lap - / Monday 12 June 2017 17:19 / France - Paris

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By wickedgetz | 23

#7487457 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 08:20

at least he does something to get the job done, other guys just get up leave

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By wickedgetz | 23

#7487457 - Wednesday 12 July 2017 08:20

at least he does something to get the job done, other guys just get up leave

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