Nice

By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
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It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

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Ewwwww

I must applaud you, that was an intelligent and really well thought out comment.

Okay... Calm down. Freedom to comment

Volcan_fml 22

And freedom to vote down.

And freedom to follow the rules... Since ya know we are all pointing out the obvious rather than commenting on the FML rather than adding to the thread.. Though "eww" does seem rather appropriate for it. If people expect others to show wit and intelligence rather than their thoughts they should be looking at comments on the NY Times or some other more important piece of articles not FML.

You guys are overreacting don't you think ? :) My comment sums up our first thoughts I would say, it's worth every word ^^

colton_colton 49

I agree w/ you people need to calm down over an FML comment

yes, please keep your drama to yourself. I'm sure we've all got lots of it on our own platter(s).

Shout out to Australia, the way she go down under!

iLike2Teabag 27

I like it.

Tea bag from the grave!

colton_colton 49

Well that's just lovely

It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

There is no bone in the penis... Might wanna check again.

Actually most mammals have bone in penis. And walrus has one of the biggest. Unlucky us xD

asnakelovinbabe 16

It's called a Baculum.

colton_colton 49

What

#60 You might wanna check your info again.

#63 I heard from one of my friends that squirrels have pretty big ones too..horrendously big for the size of their bodies. I'm just glad I wasn't in the same class as she was in.

would you like some fries with that?

As long as I get a kangaroo steak I'm fine

That sucks balls. Or should I say that rubs balls?

Damn... Is FML having a Downvotepocalypse or something?

You should know by now - you're not allowed to have any kind of sense of humour on FML comments.... (Down voting commences in 3...2...1...)

FUCKIN STRAYA CUNT

I bet the sales person got a kick out of that one. That's pretty embarrassing though, I'd hop on a train and move away.

I'm sure it scarred you for life. FYL indeed.

I have a kangaroo testicle bottle opener.

Coming from a koala this is unexpected. To say the least.

Oh we hate kangaroos. They also taste nice you should have a kangaroo burger.

91hayek 31

I have reread your comment about twelve times and I'm still chuckling. Good show #23!

I can't help but picture a koala staring down a kangaroo while opening a beer with a kangaroo testicle bottle opener.

Well, at least we know the kangaroo wouldn't do anything. He wouldn't have the balls to start a fight.