By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada 37 4 17 55 Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML I agree, your life sucks 23 154 You deserved it 105 449 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa 5 1 31 32 Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML I agree, your life sucks 52 072 You deserved it 4 373 Tweet Share
By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States 10 2 5 159 Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML I agree, your life sucks 69 785 You deserved it 17 454 Tweet Share