Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
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eurekaroy 6
Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
stormchaser24 24
Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
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Comments (133)
hockey199813 5
War does op mean?
Tyler12108 0
op means original poster
Streeet_hayley 6
Must be new ^
evaki1 12
Onion Poop
evaki1 12
Onion Poop
ThatFunnyDude 3
I'm sorry op :(
Randuhh_17 4
What would you expect to happen, when you pound on a glass window?...
HowAreYouToday 34
Lol. At least you didn't "brake a leg"
MrSarcasm 4
Goosfraba OP… goosfraba…
monkeys1315 0
Hope you got a good grade
False_Stupidity 42
34- it's break a leg, not brake
fthislyfe 22
Look at the bright side: You're probably gonna be a bad ass actor/actress in the future.
HowAreYouToday 34
34, sorry. Autocorrect. -.- I am humiliated
changesinme 0
Thin glass and you need plastic surgery already? God knows what you were doing, doubt you were only pounding the glass eh?
ThatFunnyDude 3
bury my comment! I want it to be the most downvoted comment ever!!
a_nutritionist 10
the only way you could save that performance is to lick your lips and say "i like it when the red water comes out"...
kelseykaye93 1
Break*
HowAreYouToday 34
-.- I get it
BagleHead 6
34, I think you mean 'break', not 'brake'
HowAreYouToday 34
I said I get it!!! Pudge fingers + touch screen = fails for me!!!
thatgirlinoregon 21
The next person to correct 'brake' needs to be taken out and shot. Read the whole thread! For the love of god...
Shrike 24
34 - it's "break", man. I don't mean to put you on the spot or embarrass you but just putting it out there before any of the grammar nazis correct you. :))
HowAreYouToday 34
97, I was corrected 3 times already. and I already admitted my fault. Read the whole freaking thread!!!
SChew 6
34, good try at a joke, it must be that damn autocorrect
andrew_bellati 11
*break.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
#106 - You + people's ignorance and failure to read thread = raging frustration, anger and murder
Brooke57 8
ouch.. :(
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
How can u pound enough to break the window and not feel pain while doing it?
False_Stupidity 42
25- Note the reference to 'thin' glass..
silver0jay 11
Well... If you really were a murderer... It seems you would of succeeded on escaping. So good job. You get a gold star *
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
And the plastic surgery could hide your identity... Of your hand.
eurekaroy 6
Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.
Soloman212 28
Yeah, watch out for that guy!!! He can break thin, fake glass!
CryMoreFMLs 15
True dedication to the club.
ihasbrains 10
I personally find this interesting How many people do you know who are this passionate about what they do?
a_nutritionist 10
@43 passion without intelligence is useless.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
As is intelligence without passion, unfortunately.
margie2194 12
Kudos for really getting into character though. If I had an Emmy. I'll give it to you.
Zeek63 0
Op did you escape? I would have! You sure went HAM though! That does suck though I'm sorry
Andr913 13
I think he would receive the Tony, actually.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe, but 5 will never give up her Tony!
stormchaser24 24
Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!
champjb 0
Well. Try NOT hitting inanimate objects
JurassicHole 5
Ya, start hitting animate objects...they'll react better.
champjb 0
They really do
bertman 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would they pound on the windows? Dumb people like you don't think things through.
salvorican 24
Well you know usually people being interrogated aren't going to like it... Unless your the joker
je_suis_fml 11
10 - kinda like how you didn't think that comment through?!
a_nutritionist 10
@36 you understand that acting doesnt imply directly replicating the actions of the person youre portraying right? there are plenty of sane, normal things to do in that situation that dont involve post production surgery.
white16sox 19
Well I believe op was expecting stronger glass.
a_nutritionist 10
most glass isnt made to be pounded on, and more importantly school stage props are never going to be made of high quality material...theyre props.
MotoTiller 0
drama queen lol. hope you feel better soon.
BrianAlarcon 0
Sorry to hear that :(