Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
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Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
Today, I finally got my big TV debut. After thousand of dollars in acting classes and years of waiting to become a professional actress, I got featured in a commercial. I will be rubbing toilet paper against my face for all of four seconds. Hurray, fame! FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
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ugh_a_lug 7
welcome to the acting world. ;D enjoy
gigi2009 0
at least you know how to grab some ass :)
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ugh_a_lug 7
******' 'ell, that's gotta 'ert, guv!
Youser 0
GF Op
Evilpirate 10
:o
ugh_a_lug 7
welcome to the acting world. ;D enjoy
PumpkinTarte 0
Acting part? You're supposed to act while slapping too, aren't you? Thus they generate fake slaps by clapping?
The_Pleb 0
Sooooo..... was she hot? Maybe she can make it up to you after
supernoob 0
some directors dont like the fake-slaps because it looks so fake and the timing can be off. Real slaps is how do it!
dotsdesu 0
if you're a masochist, this works out all fine.
writergirl69 0
don't actors not actually hit each other?
CalebEatsZombies 2
So its an act, and it's not for real, so she wants to slap you 14 times damn
lifeinhd 3
So you did your part perfectly the first time, she did not. What's the problem?
Ascaryrobot 0
I think the problem is the OP being slapped about for the duration.
Sun_Kissed18 25
and not getting enough ass-grabbing in the process
lifeinhd 3
All I'm saying is the OP is looking at this the wrong way.
k1w1 0
then would you like to be slapped 14 times being rewarded with only 1 ass grab?
Seti_fml 0
That's just part of acting lol
carolthebitch 0
omg..thats really funny..lol
gigi2009 0
at least you know how to grab some ass :)
chellinha93 0
Yea at least we know you are a real man... lol
I_am_stupid_also 6
Maybe you shouldn't have had such a goofy look on your face for the first 13 takes. And you probably have had more practice grabbing asses that she did slapping faces.
blakehilli8 0
wooooohoooooo first
jonny2x4 0
I think she did it on purpose because she just enjoys slapping you.
hpp15 4
I would. If someone grabbed my ass, even for acting, I'd slap them. I'd enjoy it too.
I_am_stupid_also 6
The ass grab or the slap? Both I expect.
atomicJ 0
OMG plank!!!
perdix 31
For the right ass, I'd take about 50 slaps. If you're complaining about 14 slaps, it's either a saggy, fat ass or you're gay.
goddamme 0
I think he's complaining about the fact he only got to grab her ass once. :P
mopho 0
HAHA +1
Raaa_fml 5
the assgrab was done in one take...