Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML
Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
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habesjn 0
Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he ******* auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't ******* know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...
kariface 0
So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.
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Comments (62)
pandalover69 26
oh shut up you got the part now stop complaining
YDI_King 0
YDI for being a prick
l0v3t0h8 0
cool. :)
lostfaithinpppl 19
LOL. This FML made me laugh :D
donner1423 0
I'm sorry, but I laughed really hard at the stabbing part. FYL indeed.
perdix 31
I'm sure the 98% of actors that are unemployed are crying real ******* tears for you and the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune you've had to bear.
jewjewbee 6
Marry me.
perdix 31
OK, I accept. Just as long as I get to wear a top hat at the wedding and have Clifford the Big, Red Dog as my Best Man. Deal?
seanreddog 4
I've always wanted to be best man!
majestydivine_fml 0
at least you character isn't a hooker too.
breakingdawnxx3 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh man. this just made my night.
beethoven_fml 0
*whom everyone hates
capthavoc123 0
Wait. Wait. You picked the part, you knew what it was beforehand. The director said you fit it perfectly, and gave you the part THAT YOU WANTED. And you're pissed off about it? You're a prissy, stuck-up, total bitch.