anonymous
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
Trickiest_K 9
Crickets chirping**
mclauren29 22
*Tumble weed passes by*
PipingMouse 14
Whenever she asks you to wash the dishes, fake a cold. That, or "pretend" not to hear her.
desireev 18
Asking to wash the dishes and a marriage proposal are on opposite ends of the spectrum... Pretending not to hear a request to do dishes is a common thing. But pretending not to hear marriage proposal... That's waaaay different.
CharresBarkrey 16
74 - They were referencing a past FML with the dishes comment.
HortonThelephant 15
Perhaps the wind blowing through one ear and out through the other, prevented her from hearing you :)
seandoc 13
What an ignorant woman! If I were you, I'd dump her.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
It's not her fault! She couldn't hear!:P
seandoc 13
#106, it clearly says she pretended not to hear.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
129- and I was clearly joking..
TipOfTheHat 10
Will you marry me?.... Will You Marry Me? ....WILL YOU MARRY ME? ..... Sorry, what was that you said? It's not that I'm not listening, I'm just busy not caring!
FemskyD 26
Haha dont forget to show The ring ; )
testestestes123 4
Nice rack
robo_thunder 13
Maybe she's afraid you will panic and take the ring back again.
breasticals 6
maybe its cause your a loser and she is having second thoughts. hahahaha
mzrobinson 13
*you're
BellaBelle_fml 23
I do believe that YOU'RE the loser here. I mean, c'mon! YOU'RE 26! I had expected your comment to be less immature and your spelling and grammar to actually exist. Hahahaha
PincessBoff 6
Owneeeeeed.
breasticals 6
maybe its cause your a loser and she is having second thoughts. hahahaha
BellaBelle_fml 23
So stupid you had to say it twice in case we didn't hear you the first time.
kevsandy303 12
Well if most commenters are like OP's girlfriend, we didn't hear it the first either
Looee 20
So I'm just going to pretend I can't hear you..
cuponoodles34 10
if she asks you anything important just pretend to ignore her either that or you proposed at a none to comfortable time. either way she's pretty rude and should apologize to you. because that's a shit thing to do just ignore you like that.