anonymous
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
slapsface 10
Use a megaphone;)
buckdharma 38
Will you marry me? What? what, the cat is up a tree I want to spend my whole life with you What? Your mom is up there too I got you this diamond ring How many carats
RedPillSucks 33
timmy fell down the well??
Blue_Bug 9
That sucks!
jellbell91 4
To funny!
CharresBarkrey 16
To funny what?! Funny land?
chaylay 2
What?
icepick23 12
That absolutely sucks!
qr_fml 21
Guess the relationship is going worse than you thought.
Dcm210 19
Hopefully you can find better.
idealTHC 7
Can I suggest a bull horn?
koenig1 4
I hope you dumped her afterward.