anonymous
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
interesting33 37
Maybe she isn't ready but doesn't know how to talk to you about it - I'd talk to her and find out what she is thinking and what is wrong :) good luck!
taka805 10
Classic!!! That's a kindergarten move...
carapherneliaa 7
They say, "Silence is golden."
saderboi41 10
Then she's not worth marrying.
seamus87 4
That's because you asked her. Women need to be told
PincessBoff 6
Are you ******* stupid?
seamus87 4
Nope, I'm ******* my wife.
barefootchic 6
We can't assume she's all to blame... Perhaps he simply asked her while they were at a fast food place or something and she wanted it to be special. Or maybe they've only been together a short time and she didn't know what to say.
FlyingPie 17
They say love is blind, but perhaps love is deaf too.
dan_in_wi 12
haha been married 5 years dude get used to that!
melkymac101 17
Screw her
isamisis 9
She's letting you down easy. Dump her and find a girl who wants to say 'Yes'.