By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 709
You deserved it 4 961

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Might I suggest you propose louder? :P

Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.

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I'd take that as a "no"

But how can you be so sure man? Maybe she was so shocked and amazed by the proposal that she couldn't even acknowledge it.

I agree but also he should of asked her about her feelings on marriage before proposing. If you don't know each other's feelings on the relationship then don't test it like that.

I never take no for an answer. That's for quitters.

Silence means yes. But wait.. if she pretended not to hear then..

*facepalm* Oh I'm stupid. She did not go silent, did she?

61, how do you know he didn't ask her about her feelings on marriage? And if he did, asking someone about there feelings on marriage doesn't mean that their ready right then to eat married.

How do you eat married?

Only a moron wouldn't be able to tell that it was meant to be get. I'm sorry my autocorrect changed it to eat. But I'm actually not sorry.

*Their* feelings on marriage, and *They're* ready. 0 for 2 :(

*Their* feelings on marriage, and *They're* ready. 0 for 2 :(

101's profile says that she uses proper grammar. *facepalm*

you know you really don't have a good comeback when all you can do is correct grammar..

I should probably clarify that I agree with #11.

Oh and #101 if they had discussed marriage previously and she was as thrilled about the idea as he was I can take an educated guess and say she would of said yes. However she completely ignored his proposal and pretended to not hear him. So I can only assume just like everyone else, that they either didn't talk about the subject previously or they did and she wasn't very thrilled about the subject of marriage. Like I said I am only assuming based on the given information from the FML.

I was at work and in a rush and autocorrect took over. Sorry not sorry

Might I suggest you propose louder? :P

Dust that megaphone off.

Louder doesn't help, it's like asking Iran "Do you have nuclear weapons?" What?

Haha ,you make me laugh

That comment made my day Pradip! It's like every FML makes you level up!

Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.

Or possibly even personality that isn't so completely immature or bitchy? Ahh, who am I kidding? That probably isn't a possibility. Even if she had heard him, which I think it's safe to assume she most likely did, and she pretended she didn't, she might have been so shocked or overwhelmed that she didn't know how to react, so she didn't. Maybe she wasn't ready? Either way, I think my first statement stands true. She shouldn't have been so immature or bitchy about it. She should have talked to him about it and explained how she felt.

#52 clam down #3 was joking. quit ruining the mood

Well on the upside your picture couldn't ruin anyone's mood.

Awww man, this had pun potential! "Might I suggest a heaRING aid?!" -ba dum tss-

insertnameherr; The first part of my comment was a bit of a sarcastic joke as well. But in the last part I decided to take a more serious or logical approach to this FML to maybe help discern what her reasoning was behind her behavior. Thus providing the FML community with both sarcasm and insight all in one comment!

Okay 83, we don't all need to know that her cleavage is giving you an "upside"

Maybe she's not the one then, you want someone who's excited to spend their life with you!

Who says that she doesn't want to? She could really love him, and just might not be ready for marriage or maybe just never wants to actually get married. I think she should have said something instead of ignoring him, but this FML doesn't mean she doesn't want to be with him.

Silence is an agreement ;)

..... Or not!

Said #6 the pervert

Well technically she didn't say no.

56- Megan Fox hasn't said no to my proposal either. Does that mean we've been happily married since?

#58 That is exactly how I would take it.

Don't know how I'm a pervert but yeah, I deserved the burying. You're all welcome to my funeral :)

# 6 seems like the roofie-using type of person.

#6 your profile pic matches the intelligence in your comment. Derp

You should make a huge public thing of it next time. She'll have to say yes! ...or she'll reject you in public.

I've seen that youtube video it doesn't end well. though in her defense the foodcourt ism't the most romantic spot to pop the question.

I've watched that video. It said the reason why he asked there, is because that's where they first met.

I suggest painting "marry me" on your chest with an arrow pointing down, and have the ring tied around your penis with a string :D

I can think of some better proposals...

I got that from a previous FML :( I wasn't being serious :D

As a girl i voted ur comment down, if my bf did that id slap him actoss the face

29 - I'm a girl and I thumbed them up because it was a joke and it was funny. Lighten up.

29- I thumbed you down because of your atrocious spelling and somewhat retarded comment.

I really have no idea how I would react to that, I'd either be too overjoyed to get mad and just laugh or check if it was April-fools

I love how on FML if a person doesn't think a joke is funny then people are like, "Lighten up!" But if a person makes a couple of errors in their comment or uses the wrong 'your' then people are like, "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE YOU IDIOT!"

65- Because there's a fine difference between your sense of humor and basic grammar.

67- I for one don't care if someone makes a few spelling or grammatical errors in a comment, as long as they got their point across it's fine with me. Of course, if someone types in heavy text speech or some other idiotic method then that's just stupid and annoying.

29:Lmao calm your tits!

29 - I kinda wanna slap you across the face with a dictionary

Mr. Casanova

65 - Lighten up.

I'd say yes! Gotta love a clever man with a sense of humor

Did you flash the ring? Or was she perhaps pretending not to see you also?

Guess those words won't be ringing any bells in the near futue.

So, what do you propose you should do now?

I see what you did there. +1 vote my friend.