anonymous
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
CrackC 5
Too soon!!
barronterrier 3
Dump her & find another girl who isn't deaf!
ThatAss 14
Thats harsh :( find someone more worthy
whatisanerika 3
i would've pretended like i didn't say anything
starcrossddream 14
Kinda hard to ignore a man getting down on one knee and asking you to marry him; my guess is that OP wasn't doing it properly and just asking her, in which case OP, YDI.
cappellaaa 23
awe she's prob not ready depending on how old you guys are and how long you've been together. talk it out with her, I'm sure she's got a reason
meekthekit 6
Bad luck Brian?
gopieman 5
you suck you ******* pusy ******
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Getting the silent treatment is good practice for when you get married.
oomph_fml 25
That's not the worst thing. Maybe she's just not ready for marriage, or maybe she isn't even planning on getting married when she's older. We don't know. If she hasn't broken up with you, then she must not be completely frightened by the idea in the future.