anonymous
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
biloxi_girl 22
I'm guessing he didn't have a ring. And he didn't do it in a romantic way, or she would not have been able to "pretend" she didn't hear.
hannaaaahr 33
OP'S GF: 'why are you kneeling? whats that ring? what are you talking about? will I CARRY you? you are acting rather strange darling.'
99megster 15
I'm thinking maybe she pretended not to hear because OP might have done it in a very unromantic way, and she was disappointed. She probably wants a more memorable proposal.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Make it even more awkward by inviting friends and family over and asking her again in front of everyone.
Donovan_757 8
Try renting a tuba and blowing into it very loudly to get her attention, or maybe she'll have a real reason to be deaf.
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe she's beyond shocked?
ebooth13 8
I'd dump that bitch
Senseless_487 29
Maybe she didn't hear you because it's really windy today.
winkydog4056 16
How could anyone vote for YDI on this!? OP, you dodged a bullet there. If she's ignoring you now, just imagine how it would be if you were married to her.
marcranger 29
I always vote YDI on these because it seems like the asker is constantly dropping a bombshell on the askee. Proposals should be like cross-examining witnesses questions in court--don't ask questions you don't already know the answers to!
destroyu 8
Get rid of her
athos1237 4
You should be 100% sure before you ask.
kiara_bayy01 4
maybe she doesnt want to marry you .
sergentkyle 12
You don't say?