Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
munchly 17
Might I suggest you propose louder? :P
FMLbutYDI 17
Maybe instead of a ring, a hearing aid.
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Comments (150)
EpicSquishii 21
What's with all these "I asked so and so to marry me... they ignored me" FMLs? I read a new similar such one every other day.
Capt_Oblivious 10
That's basically what marriage is like anyway.
qwerty___89 6
Wow man I feel for ya. Best thing you could do is just enjoy it and see where it goes
olpally 33
What an ungrateful and mean girlfriend you have. Leave that bitch.
Pringleboy 3
Dude forget her she's probs just a waste if time if she's gonna be like that
dman28401 4
damn dude
scottishbint 0
is that meant to be funny, english laugh at anything
spikekutter 9
really? was she blind too so then it would be a blind date?
RZB 11
FYL, I don't think she's the one fof you.
californianking1 8
Leave her and when she asks why, pretend not to hear