By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 786
You deserved it 5 367
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jasmine1259 2

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

297 16

Comments

jasmine1259 2

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

297 16
qwaszxwesdxc 0

Oh, really? I'll burn your photos then, and see how you like THAT. Jerk.

6 75
robbydoherty 0

No #1, not really

4 59
gojira666 7

Better than your dad saying "because you're ugly"

63 0
jasmine1259 2

Haha calm down 8. Since when is it bad for parents to joke with their kids? Quit being so uptight.

43 1
ClassyCommando 13

For some reason I instantly thought of the "Son, I am disappoint" picture...

31 2
THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes jasmine1259, parents burn pictures of their kids because they disappoint them for shots and giggles. Honestly, that's a sign that you hate your kid, no humour in it.

5 60
THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes jasmine1259, parents burn pictures of their kids for ***** and giggles. Honestly, that's expressing hate, no humour in it.

0 0
jasmine1259 2

I'm saying that what the father said (most likely as a joke) is funny, not if that was the actual reason. I doubt he actually burns his kid's photos. Please read my comment correctly before posting nonsense.

53 1
THE_A_TEEN 27

You never actually stated that exact reason until I posted. You only said " That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though", never clarifying what you ment. Quit trying to save your arse.

6 69
jasmine1259 2

Sorry if I thought that was obvious. How can you jokingly burn something? You either burn it or you don't. Therefore I was referring to the dad's comment. I guess I just assumed it was common sense, my bad.

49 1
clauderah 5

Stop fighting. Number 1's comment made perfect sense to me, I see no reason to be offended. The dad in this FML was obviously joking, you can tell because that part is the punchline.

34 4
DogsPaw 16

I'm afraid that they ran out... What will they burn now?

6 4
TwiztedYuri 9

calm your ****.

23 2
SuperKnuckels 6

FYL for an extreme parents. and YDI at the same time for being disapointing.

1 9
FMLshark 12

People are so damned uptight. It honestly sounds like a joke my dad would make. I don't think he would have actually burned her pictures. Idiots.

10 0
DomDomxoxo 16

THE_A_TEEN: I have nothing against you personally, but everytime I see your picture, I know it's going to be a bad comment that people will bury faster than a corpse. Take a hint.

13 2
UnLuck3y 5

18- her being ugly is a disappointment to them every day. Hence the lack of photos.

0 4
efemel94 7

Can someone lend me a phone quickly? I need to phone someone who gives a ****.

1 8
Duladian 19

I was going to down vote your comment, but I decided the pun wasn't all that bad. There are far worse.

14 41
ClassyCommando 13

Daughter: Dad, why are there no pictures of me anywhere? Dad: Because every time you disappoint me, I burn a picture of you... (Daughter runs away crying) Dad: ...Onto a disk so that they take up less space!

148 4
DrDilllonReese 12

After I posted it I thought I should've put BURN!!! Like Kelso, but it was too late :(

46 11
merimar3 4

29 - Your comment reminds me of the Boy Scout Counselor meme. "I touched your child...with stories of my days as a firefighter." Good job!

39 2
iLoveTo69Bitches 0

She shouldn't disappoint them.

1 13
SkoomaKi 27

^ He shouldn't expect so much from her.

10 0
PaperCandles 0

29- I love your comment. It's like sterotypical black man

1 3
21jason 9

Hopefully you haven't taken that many pictures.. When he runs out your next

94 11
lolfood 24

You must be a disappointing daughter.

3 5
permannator 10

Actually wouldn't you have wanted to take a lot of pictures then?

37 0
21jason 9

I worded it funny I meant hopefully he hasn't had many pics taken so not that many have been burned because of disappointment

2 8
21jason 9

That and I kinda wanna see that happen... BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!

1 5
qwaszxwesdxc 0

Do the same thing for him, except with his condoms

22 60
robbydoherty 0

Great plan, fool proof

24 4
yankfan89 27

What makes you so sure her dad uses condoms?

12 2
TwiztedYuri 9

why burn them? she can take them and use them to stay safe. and not disappoint her father by getting pregnant. save a picture at the same time. maybe one will go up on the wall for being smart

8 6
cheer4everever 0

She should take the condemns, n tape THEM to the wall!!!!!

1 7
fabulosogurlee 7

He obviously doesn't have condoms, let alone use them, if he has a child

1 12
TheGewt 7

What happens when you mess up and there aren't any left?

27 5
nofearjenshere 12

I know wrong?!

2 13
skittihorse 8

When the pictures are all gone, she's next

3 0
Mole116 4

I hope they don't run out of pictures... They might have to burn you! o_o

37 8
russianmartini 2

Look at it this way at least there's no embarrassing photos of you hanging up.

29 7
ss_20_xx 14

I know right? My mom refuses to take my ones off of the wall. I hate it when good looking people come over.

4 6
Myo_fml 20

Why? Because you're so monstrously hideous that they scoff at them?

10 5
CaramelMacchiato 13

Because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like it either if your mom put up embarrassing pictures of you. Keep them if you really want to, but don't put it up for everyone who comes in the house to see! Pretty sure you wouldn't like your significant other to see pictures of you from Middle School, during the "awkward" stage in life..

4 1
SkoomaKi 27

Interesting ritual your dad has there. He probably has photos of you on the computer which he deletes with the same satisfaction as burning them. Either don't disappoint or go for the better option of burning the other pictures of your family.

12 2
Comet_Candy 23

That's terribly harsh... I'm so sorry, OP!

8 4