Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall....

By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Failed Artist - 30/08/2015 04:49 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By mn167109 - 09/12/2014 05:45 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

You just got burned.

jasmine1259 2

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

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iHateHippiesToo 6

Monday 7 May 2012 22:37

As my kids age - I have to work on my snappy answers. I probably would have said, "Ask your mom" < Weak...

sarah56195 0

Monday 7 May 2012 23:10

Buh duh tsss.

KarmaKoin 0

Monday 7 May 2012 23:17

He's lying, your adopted.

alychick 5

Monday 7 May 2012 23:25

Harsh but I hope he was joking

alychick 5

Monday 7 May 2012 23:25

Harsh but I hope he was joking

veritoswty6 14

Monday 7 May 2012 23:30

That's scary! I hope he took lots of pictures of you otherwise you're NEXT! O.o

kryan28 5

Monday 7 May 2012 23:34

Omg love it!! Bahaha!!!!!

ColbyRaley 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:13

I would have a moshtion senser in front of your door...:(:(:(:(he'll burn you in your sleep

drewbugg 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:14

Sucks....

MRosellini 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:18

Loser

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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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