Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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DrDilllonReese 12
You just got burned.
jasmine1259 2
That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.
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Comments (165)
iHateHippiesToo 6
As my kids age - I have to work on my snappy answers. I probably would have said, "Ask your mom" < Weak...
sarah56195 0
Buh duh tsss.
KarmaKoin 0
He's lying, your adopted.
alychick 5
Harsh but I hope he was joking
alychick 5
Harsh but I hope he was joking
veritoswty6 14
That's scary! I hope he took lots of pictures of you otherwise you're NEXT! O.o
kryan28 5
Omg love it!! Bahaha!!!!!
ColbyRaley 0
I would have a moshtion senser in front of your door...:(:(:(:(he'll burn you in your sleep
drewbugg 5
Sucks....
MRosellini 2
Loser