Forward thinker - FML

Forward thinker

By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 10 May 2020 17:09

Just go ahead and end the relationship right there. If he's already anticipating it ending and getting prepared for it, why bother continuing with the relationship? And if you didn't have any pictures together up to this point, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways. Sorry.

alex_jaguara 31

Sunday 10 May 2020 19:19

Now that's a shitty thing to say to one's partner even as a joke.

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 10 May 2020 17:09

Just go ahead and end the relationship right there. If he's already anticipating it ending and getting prepared for it, why bother continuing with the relationship? And if you didn't have any pictures together up to this point, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways. Sorry.

alex_jaguara 31

Sunday 10 May 2020 19:19

Now that's a shitty thing to say to one's partner even as a joke.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 10 May 2020 21:09

He’ll make a second copy to cry and ********** to for years after that.

Allsmash123 10

Tuesday 12 May 2020 17:47

Not even an if, but a when? Better off to just end it right there as that’s a red flag

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