Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
mememememe 0
This is the dumbest post ever why would he rather eat you than chips? If you were eating a popsicle and your guy was like hey why dont you suck me youd get pissed and not do it. He was just being honest and sounds like he was making a joke not insulting your vag.
maedoc 0
lol #27, you sure sound like a ladies man. quite the catch.
TerAki 0
It's not his fault... He can't eat just one.
Psychopatrick88 0
Mmmm... potato chip vaginaas *Drool* Seriously though, that was kind of funny, but there's a time and a place to ask for something. You just picked the wrong time.
vonstrangle 0
number 27 is quite the smooth talker. and i agree with 23 haha
alex_vik 1
You deserved it. Never get between a man and his food.
buymeagoat 0
Honestly, this is not a FML. Sometimes a man wants to eat rather than do something sexual.
kmth79 0
That sucks, you should dump your boyfriend, even if he wasn't in the mood he didn't have to be a dick about it. and #27 needs to get over himself and find a healthier outlet for his aggression issues than this website.
YankfanZZTop22 0
yea i definitely agree with #29
patrickhb 0
I'm guessing she was asking in a sort of, cheeky-joking way? I think people have put the wrong spin on it. Bad luck though. He must have been in a terrible mood.