Intimacy and Holidays: Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a... - FML

By Vlad - 21/11/2018 13:30

Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML

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By ClairvoyantVamp - 06/07/2016 23:09 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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tenniemo 19

Wednesday 21 November 2018 14:54

I think your uncle and his “friend” might have some explaining to do

jsikes 8

Wednesday 21 November 2018 22:30

Yeah, he’s not your uncles “friend”

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 3 November 2018 17:58

It's gonna be really tricky the next time you jack off.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:20

Don't tell me what to do.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 21 November 2018 13:37

I had to think what would happen if I saw my uncle naked and suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 November 2018 21:26

Why? Do you live on a steady diet of sausages, bananas and kiwis?

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 21 November 2018 13:39

Not all views are nice.

tenniemo 19

Wednesday 21 November 2018 14:54

I think your uncle and his “friend” might have some explaining to do

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 November 2018 16:00

Why? Was your uncle jerking off in the shower? Sounds like the start of a porno. I hope you stopped watching before the main action started.

smc3106 25

Wednesday 21 November 2018 17:30

You have to jerk off in order to be naked in the shower? Guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these times. 😂

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 November 2018 17:53

Of course, why else would you be naked in the shower?

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 21 November 2018 18:50

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

jsikes 8

Wednesday 21 November 2018 22:30

Yeah, he’s not your uncles “friend”

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Wednesday 21 November 2018 23:15

Are you sure they're just friends? Lol

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