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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Same thing different taste

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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Epitaph

By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 09:21 - United States

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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brycejeffcoat 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 15:05

Big butts are AWESOME. Your BF is an idiot.

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:59

you know how many guys want a girl with a flat stomach and bit butt. go you find yourself someone who digs it.

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brycejeffcoat 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 15:05

Big butts are AWESOME. Your BF is an idiot.

philpip 7

Saturday 24 July 2010 14:18

I like big butts and I cannot lie! (8)

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:59

you know how many guys want a girl with a flat stomach and bit butt. go you find yourself someone who digs it.

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:46

"You realise that "Not at all" means "don't mention it" or "you're welcome" sigh..." yeah im going to have to agree with "err.." here. depending on his tone of voice that's probably the most likely explanation. and "the best" whoa, don't knock your girlfriend here. I'll tell her you said that. haha

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:44

LOL #13, but I bet there are white men who like asses too though. And overall I got to say, the size of a girls ass shouldn't be THIS important!! Other things should come first man, why are people so shallow so often??

BoCo_fml 9

Friday 20 August 2010 17:23

My white guy loves my round booty! I also have a flat stomach, OP you should find a new man that likes your body.

Narciso_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:33

who doesn't love a little junk in the trunk!

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 0:01

@10 and 12: "not at all: might be a response to a thank you, but it was a question. You wouldn't say "don't mention it" or "you're welcome" if someone asked you if the last thing you said was a compliment. She didn't say thanks, she asked what he meant.

sunshinegirl_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:22

ahaahaha #3

Mamu1977 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:39

Call me? I'll pay for the plane ticket!

Delfinator54 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:28

pretty much what everyone else said XD

skabassist 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:38

here's what i got out of this: "describes a generally nice body", "thanks", " i have bad taste".

Sarasa01 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:53

I don't understand all these FMLs about boyfriends insulting or not liking their girlfriends' bodies. I know nobody's perfect, but why the hell would you date her if you don't find her attractive? He is really a jerk.