By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Must have been some good chips.

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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Must have been some good chips.

You can never eat just one chip!

NEVER, come between a man and his chips

I'd eat a girl over anything..unless she was ugly or had a disease

WTF? I would definetly est a girl instead of chips unless they look like you. oviously your bf agrees

Yea fuck that shit eating pussy is for the pleasure of the chick theres nothing tasty about it i would rather eat chips too.

When ya know what ya want ya know what ya want!

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

Sometimes, food > sex. Just sayen.

All the time.

Zezjo really? All the time?...

Your vagina must taste awful.

Vagina usually doesn't taste great... All salty and stuff. But op must taste rly bad down there

Nothing beats cool ranch Doritos

I'd rather eat a hot dog than a guys penis. Just saying...

ew, clean your vag, maybe hed enjoyit more. crusty bitch

vagina doesn't taste all that great anyway, and it's a lot of work for really no benefit to the man. chips taste great, and leave you feeling satisfied and full after eating them. it's the only logical choice

Your picture seems to imply you've gotten a lot of vag in your day XD

Pwahahahahaha YOU win .:)<3

219 Your name implies that you have no room to talk. XD

Did this escape to catch a predator

Sexual activity with girlfriend &gt;&gt; eating chips. even really good ones. His loss

you asked at a bad time. don't try to get sexual when a man his eating his food, playing games or watching tv. you may as well be asking a wall the same question.

I'd let my girl polish my knob while playing xbox watching tv and eating chips.

#5....penises dont taste all that great either and has no benefit to the woman *edited by Frans*

1) never bother a man eating 2) you must smell down there 3) take a boyfriend who doesn't eat that much junk. 1+2+3= you fucking deserved it

Really! my pussy smells real ripe and yummy you fuck wat. learn to add

Learn to add? No your pussy might smell good in relation to other pussys but it really just smells like pussy. Which really doesnt taste good or smell good. And at least i can throughly clean my dick. Id eat your pussy anyways sexy ;-)

Thank god someone said it. Head isn't fun for the chick, it takes a lot of work, you have to use your tongue and we get choked with a large foreign object. Seriously.

You can always flavor the penis though, not a vag

That's why it's called blowJOB

well... you were kinda setting yourself up for rejection with your poor timing. I know the unwanted feeling, but this one you kinda asked for.