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By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 May 2012 20:04 / Egypt
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KITTYCAT1597 OR WHATEVER IT IS. YOU LIKE ESCAPE THE FATE?! AAHH ALLOST NO ONE KNOWS THEM. I LOVE THEM. SO NOW I LOVE YOU.

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numbah 54- why do you feel replacing r with h, and I with e, makes you sound good? you sound like just as big a douche as op's hopefully ex boyfriend. and op, I feel bad for you and I really hope you can see how stupid this guy is and move on.

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Women are chips? We're cheap, greasy potato flakes that crap for your health and make you sick? Fucking really.

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135- Out of ALL of the stupid ass comments I've read on FML, this may be one of the stupidest. Saying they can't blame us for "spreading our seed" because it's in our genetic code is like saying we can't blame someone for murdering their ill babies, because only the strong survive. Times change and people evolve, but evidentially your reasoning.and ethics have not.

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Yea I didnt know you were so self righteous but just because I can stay in a monogamous relationship doesn't mean I don't want to F every hot chick in sight.

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37, That's an odd farm. Full of pigs and a few stallions. Those people really need to branch out more, our farms have greater diversity than that :P Seriously though, I realise you all believe he is cheating on her, I read it as he's confessing he isn't satisfied in the relationship and WANTS to seek out other people. Only one of those is "pig" behaviour.

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This is probably me just being thick, but I didn't really get this post. Could someone please explain it to me?

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124- yes Demonfish (daemonium pisces), aquatic vertebrate of demonic origin, carnivorous diet and shy nature, especially partial to cookies :)

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#6; Either way, he's obviously a bit of a nob to me. Scenario 1: He's justifying infidelity. With a food analogy. =Dickhead. Scenario 2: He's breaking up with her, and instead of just saying "I'm sorry, but I just don't feel the way I used to." he's using a food analogy. =Dickhead.

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6- I got the impression he confessed to cheating on Op and used this opening analogy to explain himself after the fact.

"That's good to know because I need a change from your gherkin and that change feels like a whole kosher dill."

Lays....betcha can't have just one. :p I'm sorry you don't have someone who wants to only be with you, Op. :( I hope you both can work it out, if you want to stay with him. Best of luck.

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I know this FML post is a euphemism for cheating on your significant other, but I'm still curious as to what type of women the flavor of chips pertain to.

Is this the guy who went with the fruit loop of a girl? And now he's using a crisp analogy. Creative guy.

Tell him men are like hotdogs; while you love the bit-sized wieners, sometimes you have to go for the massive sausage.

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