Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
MTL_er 0
Hahaha im sorry but this one killed me, I don't have the balls to say that to a chick
green_199 0
Did you really want him? It sounds more like you just wanted him to pay more attention to you. If you actually wanted him, all you would've had to do is rub up against him and he'd be down.
jayhawk63 0
If you don't want him I'll take him. I love me the witty ones.
chinchilla_fml 0
Hahahaha that's hilarious!!!
SimpleIdiot 0
lolz smart though yea a guy eating a ****** is like girl sucking a dick not really fun if it smells
jnef02 0
**** that; I'd drop the chips instantly
DankJemo 0
Ha! That is funny... I am sure he was just joking, but even if he wasn't; look at it this way. You don't want Salt in your ****** that would see particularly uncomfortable. That is exactly what would happen with mr. potato chip... As for him, what is wrong with him?
RDMC20 0
I'd do it, but i'd damn sure be finishing my chips first. Then brushing my teeth, because you don't want chips goobers all up in your vajayjay. God knows how watching him eating chips would turn you on anyhow.
lifepwns 0
LOL seriously busted up on this one, that is hilarious. Don't take it to heart, its just too funny.
brookside2112 0
hahahahahahahhahahahaha your pussy must taste terrible