Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
maddog_fml 0
@#73 Frans (FML Staff) Sorry Frans, thanks for checking anyway. Now I see easter gifst :) #146 Yuck, nice way to heat up you girl
theoldGP 0
hahah he sounds like a fatass.
blarg9 0
lol....this guy obviously didnt catch your drift
Deadly_Punk 0
eh #7 i'm pretty sure walls don't talk :P at least he gave an answer...a funny one at that! If anything...walls would first be able to moan b4 they could talk...
cnads 0
at least segue with a bj..
xoFMLxo 0
so turn this into a positve.... take some chips lead em down your chest into you vag and there ya go... just make sure they arent salt and vinegar... that might burn alittle
andyourjustfine 0
men and food ..tisk tisk
ohsoglam 0
hahahhaha this is so funny!
stopseeing 0
Tell him if he wants potato vag he should find some Irish ho?
ihpb09 2
1. not FML worthy. a simple joke. 2. not FML worthy. he could just not be into that kind of stuff.