Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
ThatGuy7454 0
# 2 that's exactly the way i work....
No21961 0
Well they call them "Lays" for a reason
PRoPS 0
wat did #27 say that pissed everyone off?
FajitaFreak 3
#5....penises dont taste all that great either and has no benefit to the woman *edited by Frans* True. I hate oral sex, to be honest. If the girl likes giving head, great. If not, I don't bother asking, because it's not my thing. I hate giving it, it's really disgusting.
Vehicle 1
Interesting. Totally not the response I would have gotten from my boyfriend. LOL.
coloradobound 0
lol probably a joke. i said that to my gf abt doughnuts, she laughed.. no big deal
itsTiffany 0
I'm gonna have to agree with #31.
Jackthestripper 0
LoL
lollife 0
lol boss
IMz0r 0
#2's got a point. Think about it this way. He loves potato chips, but if you offered them during sex, he wouldn't be interested. Just reverse "sex" and "potato chips" and you get my idea.