Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
Wowihatethis 0
I'd would have taken the pussy..... they don't taste that bad!
maestro48180 0
Unless you're DISGUSTING, this person is just plain effin' dumb. Vag Rules!
sasquatch282 0
Man up and please your woman...It's not like sucking penis is any different and a man would certainly have no reservations about asking their girlfriend to do it. I don't think there is anything wrong with asking your significant other for a sexual favor-when you're horny, you're horny.
xobabygurlx23 2
LMFAO, #159 (: I need a guy like that ! but yeah that was wicked funny ! I'm sure he was joking , ANY guy would do anything for pussy :P
makeitglow 0
pahahaha #145
Rekabeck 7
#145 LMFAO :'D
ImaTrainwreck 0
One of the funniest things I've heard all day. HAHAHHAA
exile529 0
hahaha, I would like to have a beer with this guy.
omgitsseejay 0
i agree with your boyfriend. i would never go down there for SHIT! IDK what you girls put in there. Or what kind of guys put shit in there.
IronBird 0
Vaginas are amazing, they are. But honey, I don't think letting your boyfriend eat food instead of satisfying your every sexual whim is really an FML.