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By leaftheerickson - United States - Bohemia Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML I agree, your life sucks 24861 You deserved it 1590 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By strwbrry - United States Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML I agree, your life sucks 36170 You deserved it 2820 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML I agree, your life sucks 29775 You deserved it 12646 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 9813 You deserved it 49380 208 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By so much pain... - United States - Collegeville Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 3012 You deserved it 4652 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Queenie Today, my work's annual Christmas party is at 3:00. Everyone in the office is off work at 2:00, except me and the boss who is staying 'til 4:00. I have been informed the boss is leaving early today to attend the Christmas party, but I need to lock up when I leave at 4:00. FML I agree, your life sucks 2680 You deserved it 174 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tampa Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 12778 You deserved it 43077 243 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NothowIimaginedmyday - United States Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML I agree, your life sucks 25858 You deserved it 3643 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML I agree, your life sucks 31681 You deserved it 4670 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jessii - United States Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML I agree, your life sucks 35759 You deserved it 3104 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By no more tp Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML I agree, your life sucks 29986 You deserved it 4326 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mandy - United States Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 137311 You deserved it 33262 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By emoney - United States Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML I agree, your life sucks 77938 You deserved it 3681 214 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mel - United States Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 41867 You deserved it 12933 242 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML I agree, your life sucks 28093 You deserved it 3023 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By monty - United States Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML I agree, your life sucks 61187 You deserved it 13337 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By :( - United States - Saint Paul Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML I agree, your life sucks 20181 You deserved it 1969 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shelby Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML I agree, your life sucks 1559 You deserved it 203 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By life_isnt_fair - United States Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML I agree, your life sucks 48507 You deserved it 4539 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Interrupted - United States Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML I agree, your life sucks 38678 You deserved it 8087 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By novdestiny Today, I discovered that, because my boyfriend has locked himself out of his car so many times, he now keeps a coat hanger to break in. He keeps it IN the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 3219 You deserved it 355 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By badwife - Japan Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML I agree, your life sucks 42237 You deserved it 17274 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sissyleemae Today, I got fired from my job for stopping a shoplifter. Where's the logic? FML I agree, your life sucks 2958 You deserved it 314 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuckit - Italy - Rome Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML I agree, your life sucks 30031 You deserved it 2469 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By otherdad? Today, I tried to explain my 8-year-old son that my fiancée was going to be his stepmother. Little did I know, he watched Coraline last week. Now he thinks she's his "other mother" and won't go anywhere near her. FML I agree, your life sucks 3761 You deserved it 415 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DrunkenMum Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML I agree, your life sucks 1431 You deserved it 89 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United States Today, I was eating at a diner one of my friends from work recommended to me. I ordered a chicken salad sandwich, which was pretty good despite the used bandaid in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 21743 You deserved it 1338 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By peanutprobs - Germany - Bochum Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML I agree, your life sucks 38757 You deserved it 3323 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By and somehow you have a master's degree Good excuse. Today, my faculty mentor for my senior capstone project wasn't at my presentation for the entire department faculty. I assumed his wife or kids were sick, but that piece of shit told me himself that he was at home watching the new season of Stranger Things. FML I agree, your life sucks 4120 You deserved it 331 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/9/2020 23:01 - United States - Waldwick Facebook Science Today, I was going to hang out with my crush and tell him how I felt, but he cancelled because I had COVID 5 months ago and his mom is afraid I’m contagious. I’m safer to hang out with because I now have antibodies and can’t transmit it. I’ve also had 4 negative tests since then. FML I agree, your life sucks 980 You deserved it 115 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thanks Honey - United States Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML I agree, your life sucks 56475 You deserved it 5175 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML I agree, your life sucks 64083 You deserved it 14793 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hot Pants - United Kingdom Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML I agree, your life sucks 25343 You deserved it 5781 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - United States Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML I agree, your life sucks 36962 You deserved it 4592 171 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 36038 You deserved it 4900 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Motha - United States - West Jordan Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML I agree, your life sucks 21586 You deserved it 50303 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pickit - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML I agree, your life sucks 26193 You deserved it 20767 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Me myself & I - United States - Columbus Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML I agree, your life sucks 20734 You deserved it 2008 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tukker - Canada Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 47721 You deserved it 4389 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Paperboy - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Ilijas Today, the highlight of my day was when I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 30410 You deserved it 3030 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 33 0 Comments
Today, I know my life is awesome when my partner and I have to plan watching movies and having sex around his drinking schedule. FML I agree, your life sucks 204 You deserved it 53 2 Comments