Dirty Dancing Fail By FML Videos - 02/11/2018 13:30 - United States - New York Bro do you even lift? I agree, your life sucks 133 You deserved it 192 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was really upset after work, so I tearfully asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood." FML I agree, your life sucks 46 067 You deserved it 18 139
Today, while at the doctor's, a week overdue with my first child, I was told that sex and orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home, my boyfriend asked for road head, arguing that "She said that stuff about orgasms." Not you, honey. FML I agree, your life sucks 64 121 You deserved it 7 332
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 479 You deserved it 9 496
Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 522 You deserved it 216
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 310 You deserved it 89
Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 270 You deserved it 8 594
Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 020 You deserved it 3 844
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 344 You deserved it 291