I don't even know what that means. ... Nobody knows what it means! But it's provocative: it get's the people going!

XYZ examine your zipper

She was just greatly overcome with emotion that she had to leave...DUH

I think everyone except for you knows what xyz means.

Hollandiscrazy knows what it means. He was just watching the throne.

To the FML: "...as I was strode up to her," ? I think the 'was' can be removed.

I know guy who leave it open on purpose, because they think it's kool. O.o fucked up shit

Hollandiscrazy- I love that beat.

16- Blades of Glory reference?!? HECK YES!

At least you approached her! I can't approach my crush without fainting. :(

Is it a coincidence that OP is from virginia and he is a virgin?

U should switch that around cause sometimes ull zip up something and lye on the floor shaking

No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go on your pants.

Depends on if he goes comando or not

exactly! forgetting to zip your pants isn't unusual and I'm sure she's done it before in her lifetime. that's not really a real reason to walk away from somebody..

To avoid bursting out laughing in his face

But she walked away...

Maybe she couldn't hold in her orgasm? Just trying to make OP feel better.

She what?? O.O... Duh. *face palm*

Maybe the sneak peak was very little and that's why she ran away :s

Maybe she walked away cause it was so big that she thought she was gonna have a heart attack

^ what...?

Nazi much?

Your very attractive, just saying. And damn that sucks this situation is embarrassing

#88 What does this have to do with Nazi's??

Which day is it ever a good day to go commando?

Every day my friend, every day

Grouping people is not nice :)

Faaaake

Wow, dumb phone I meant "go up" thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn't of noticed !(:

#52 Wouldn't have*

Thanks.. Again

I fucking hate grammar nazis lol

Bravo to you sir. Bravo

Your junk don't hang out your trunk.

(trunks are either shorts or swimming suits)