Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

By Tommy - / Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:55 / United States
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  Hollandiscrazy  |  12

I don't even know what that means. ... Nobody knows what it means! But it's provocative: it get's the people going!

By  DrMime  |  10

Nothing says love at first sight like a guy running towards a girl with his junk hanging out of the trunk! Maybe you should zip up if you want to flip her cup? Because when you open the hatch, she closes her snatch.

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