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Have them put down?
Do I...do I stick their nose in it?
Grammar nazis make me sad
Baha! I hope you're aware that your parents are never going to let you live this down. This will be brought up at family get-togethers, parties, birthdays, your wedding, etc...
All these grammar errors... can't..... comprehend....Self-destruct in 3, 2, 1. Anyways, situations are only as awkward as you let it be! Play it off cool and walk away, it usually works.
The funny thing is that I do the exact same thing on my free days. XD Can't wait until my parents find me singing "phantom of the opera" or "Whoa is me" it will be awesome!
wow op your that bore and plus even reading this FML makes me feel a bit embarrassed for u
45, people who cannot spell make me sad.
Was it a medley of smelly cat?
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
It was not a sarcastic clap, it was a genuine applause. They were clearly clapping for OP's cat who was able to withstand such torture. Next challenge, Justin Bieber.
#15, that's not a challenge that's cruel and unusual punishment!
I wonder how you convey sarcasm in an applause
You do a slow clap whilst staring right at the person.
I take it you outgrew your stupidity phase?
Nah, go on The Voice. Better show.
What the cat did not like it
Dip shit the cat didn't applaud you think hard and read again
Unlike yourself, I guess the cat didn't have a hairball in its throat.
You're kind of a dick...you're like "Internet: The Guy". :)
You should definitely make a solo record :D
Lucky, my cat attacks me if I sing to her. No accounting for taste.
I guess in this case, the cat should of 'got your tongue', to make it stop...
Dude your "witty" comments suck so stop posting them because they're really annoying and always get thumbs down
^ Don't get your hopes up.
No. You guys are completely wrong! He's a witty genius. We're just too stupid to understand his humor and in general are retarded.
These are only 2 comments, nearly everything else I post gets thumbed up... Lol as soon as a make a bad joke, POUNCE!!!
Actually 30, his comments do get thumbed up quite a lot. So calm down and click through and see for yourself.
I thought the joke was okay...
The down thumbs were probably for the use of "should of" instead of "should have".
I must say drmimes comments make me chuckle/smile a good 90% of the time.
By the way Dr. Mime's profile says "People who are too stupid to understand my humor/ just retarded in general"
96- why yes, yes it does! We are learning :)
Ahh!! Attack of the bad cat puns...
Can y'all just paws for a meownute? My jokes are just repurring to felion behavior. My jokes are smart and kitty, and I find it meowtstanding that no one can appreciate them.
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that must have been awkward :)
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.