FML : Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right...

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Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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By beetregeneration / Wednesday 16 November 2016 23:47 / United States - Stockton

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By Welshite | 39

#6713664 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:37

Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6713665 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:38

Here's hoping that it wasn't a Sociology professor, or you'd be getting that F.

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By 123_omg | 18

#6713662 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:37

Now your class with him will be even more awkward.

By zippo6 | 4

#6713663 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:37

guess you won't be getting that 'A' after all, huh?

By Welshite | 39

#6713664 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:37

Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

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RichardPencil | 26

#6713785 - Thursday 17 November 2016 20:57

Yes, but that overlooks the grower vs show-er factor. And girth.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6713665 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:38

Here's hoping that it wasn't a Sociology professor, or you'd be getting that F.

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michaelaranda | 28

#6713790 - Thursday 17 November 2016 21:16

Can you explain that to me? I don't understand why that would happen?

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MetalxSoldier | 26

#6713826 - Thursday 17 November 2016 23:18

Or maybe he'd be getting that D!

By RichardPencil | 26

#6713671 - Thursday 17 November 2016 16:47

You don't need to sneak a peek. Just stare at the wall and drain the weasel.

By Cyrus00 | 38

#6713704 - Thursday 17 November 2016 17:57

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

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socialproduct | 18

#6713708 - Thursday 17 November 2016 18:12

I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.

By janfleury | 19

#6713709 - Thursday 17 November 2016 18:15

Bwahahahahaha!

By mariusakke | 15

#6713740 - Thursday 17 November 2016 19:48

well this made me laugh :)))))))

By Reasonable_one | 12

#6713780 - Thursday 17 November 2016 20:48

Another victory logged by your professor. May his dominance always reign supreme.

By Joshawott | 19

#6713822 - Thursday 17 November 2016 23:00

Should have stayed and offered to shake it for him, to ease the tension.

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