By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
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Welshite 39
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Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

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StormfrontX33_fml 24
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Here's hoping that it wasn't a Sociology professor, or you'd be getting that F.

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123_omg 19
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Now your class with him will be even more awkward.

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zippo6 4
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guess you won't be getting that 'A' after all, huh?

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Welshite 39
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Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

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RichardPencil 30
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Yes, but that overlooks the grower vs show-er factor. And girth.

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StormfrontX33_fml 24
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Here's hoping that it wasn't a Sociology professor, or you'd be getting that F.

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michaelaranda 28
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Can you explain that to me? I don't understand why that would happen?

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MetalxSoldier 26
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Or maybe he'd be getting that D!

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RichardPencil 30
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You don't need to sneak a peek. Just stare at the wall and drain the weasel.

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Cyrus00 41
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It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

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socialproduct 19
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I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.

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janfleury 19
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Bwahahahahaha!

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mariusakke 15
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well this made me laugh :)))))))

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Reasonable_one 12
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Another victory logged by your professor. May his dominance always reign supreme.

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Joshawott 21
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Should have stayed and offered to shake it for him, to ease the tension.

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