That sounds like something you would see in a TV show

Scared of girls? Theres an app for that.

And now that "guts" youwere talking about went away as you face planted into a door...

Boooo Calgary. >;)

March up too her, and say "mmm, sexy, like a chocolate strawberry" works every time

Jif "Creamy" ain't this smooth...

I bet he at least got her attention!

You'll now be known as the guy who face planted a toilet door to her from now... **** your life

Like Keith Stone. No but really, Keystone makes me shit out my intestines, and makes me rethink life decisions.

There's a door there. Watch out! Oops, was i a bit late?

Your hot.

The door can sweep you off your feet better than she can .

When you got to go.. You gotta go...

Did it for the badge.

We have eyes for a reason op

The first step is letting her know you exist. Sounds like you can check that off the list

I have a question, I'm trying to change my profile to public view but every time I go into account settings and change it, it doesn't save. Am I doing something wrong?

^ Yeah; posting irrelevant comments. PM one of the mods, douchebag.

Next step is convincing her that you aren't prone to walking into things... Good luck.

that's one way to get her attention

hey, no pain no gain

You can gain without pain.

No. You can never gain without even a little pain,

We heard you like pain, so we decided to put some gain in yo pain so you can pain while you gain!

i swear, this happens every time.. not as bad as OP. usually its like hey my teacher and then trip over a small garbage can and into a pit of lava.

Yumsugarr :)

45 sounds like he been doing some hardcore creeeeepinn'

ur beautiful

So is having spidey sense...

Nah she got all of his

Yeah, maybe she thought what you did was adoorable.

I see what you did there lol.

52 your comment just made my day