By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 240
You deserved it 6 041

Same thing different taste

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ElainaCutsYou 0


Streeet_hayley 6

That sounds like something you would see in a TV show

And now that "guts" youwere talking about went away as you face planted into a door...

kwchambers92 10

March up too her, and say "mmm, sexy, like a chocolate strawberry" works every time

I bet he at least got her attention!

You'll now be known as the guy who face planted a toilet door to her from now... **** your life

Like Keith Stone. No but really, Keystone makes me shit out my intestines, and makes me rethink life decisions.

hellbilly205 17

There's a door there. Watch out! Oops, was i a bit late?

KronikSplakkn 4

The door can sweep you off your feet better than she can .

ElainaCutsYou 0
m0tl3ycru3 0

The first step is letting her know you exist. Sounds like you can check that off the list

jwade11 12

I have a question, I'm trying to change my profile to public view but every time I go into account settings and change it, it doesn't save. Am I doing something wrong?

^ Yeah; posting irrelevant comments. PM one of the mods, douchebag.

Next step is convincing her that you aren't prone to walking into things... Good luck.

skata 4

that's one way to get her attention

pokeychris 6

Say you were distracted by her amazing looks. Then get your self some if that!

slushpup9696 12

No. You can never gain without even a little pain,

We heard you like pain, so we decided to put some gain in yo pain so you can pain while you gain!

chickenwalrus 14

i swear, this happens every time.. not as bad as OP. usually its like hey my teacher and then trip over a small garbage can and into a pit of lava.

kathii01 20

At least you now know if she liked you back she would have asked if you were ok, if she kept walking then it's time to move on....

2wenty0ne21 0
2wenty0ne21 0

What the? Since when is that there?