Miscellaneous: So shite

So shite

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 18:00

Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML

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You deserved it 357

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 104

By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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You deserved it 114

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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You deserved it 2 947

Smart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were at a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML

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You deserved it 14 692

By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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You deserved it 857

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 458

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 904

By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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You deserved it 4 630

By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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MadiGirl24 18

Thursday 20 February 2020 19:16

Where did they say they expected him to pay for the whole thing? You're kind of putting words in their mouth there.

Matthew Irmen 11

Thursday 20 February 2020 20:13

Sounds like you were setup. Did he originate the questionable topics?

Comments

hugtrees13 16

Thursday 20 February 2020 18:26

He didn’t see you as a good match either🤷🏻‍♂️he could’ve paid for his half sure but why is he obligated to pay for your dinner?(if you’re not a good match)

MadiGirl24 18

Thursday 20 February 2020 19:16

Where did they say they expected him to pay for the whole thing? You're kind of putting words in their mouth there.

hugtrees13 16

Thursday 20 February 2020 19:18

“He also left me with the bill” that’s pretty self explanatory. She was expecting him to pay for her meal Even when they weren’t a good match.

MadiGirl24 18

Thursday 20 February 2020 19:26

....??? It literally isn't??? He left them to pay the whole bill, it doesn't mean, "Oh no, I can't believe he didn't pay for the whole thing." They're lamenting that they were left to pay for the whole thing. He made the choice to get really expensive things and then bail. Even if it's a shitty date, that's a dick move, and that's what the OP was complaining about.

redvibes23 14

Thursday 20 February 2020 22:13

They should have split, not that he was obligated but neither was she

kfchicken 31

Saturday 22 February 2020 3:06

you're obligated to pay your half unless the other person offers to cover you. so yes he was obligated

kfchicken 31

Saturday 22 February 2020 3:07

you're obligated to pay unless the other person offers to cover your half. so yes he was obligated

kfchicken 31

Saturday 22 February 2020 3:11

unless the other person offers to pay for you yes you are obligated to pay for yourself. he was most definitely obligated to pay at least half.

kathy10 3

Thursday 20 February 2020 19:20

I would have paid for my half only

kfchicken 31

Saturday 22 February 2020 3:10

too bad that's not how the world works. if he leaves you can't just tell the restaurant you'll only pay half since the man who was here is a meanie....