Intimacy: Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl...

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By SweetStuff88 - 15/11/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

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Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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We have so much in common

By Frank - 19/09/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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hkgirl89 8

Friday 10 December 2010 12:03

break up with her...

2muchshyt 0

Friday 10 December 2010 11:57

well was that before u guys got together?

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ballerchick34 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:08

wow sounds like something that I would say lol :)

Bravoman 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 5:08

if she's hot and can "take care of you" then stay with her but no more sleepy with bossy otherwise dump her ass!

chetchatter 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:07

buuurrrnnn haha win 4 your gf

maphineRAWRS 10

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:49

I don't get why you needed to admit to her you kissed someone before you guys even got together?

naximus93 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:38

Win^

dramaa 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:27

owned.

DethbyFML 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 14:03

how does her boss taste?

poobare2015 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 17:05

why does it matter if you kissed a girl five days before you guys went out....?

CheckYourPockes 4

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:23

who needs christmas presesnts when you get to snuff a bitch??

SherryPicker 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:13

okay....... that's not right on her behalf

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Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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