Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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hkgirl89 8
break up with her...
2muchshyt 0
well was that before u guys got together?
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Comments (86)
W4X 0
Annddd thn you rage...
abstar 0
glee reminds me of the chipmunks albums you used to be able to buy.
mclovin55 0
10- agreed!!
babez11 0
ask her who was better!!!
philzilla 1
she wins
goatmanjizz 0
listen I like to go to the park but I cbf aye to many people n dogs but watever
RedPillSucks 33
Damn it, the universal translator is broken, captain. Ah kenna unnerstan wot his sayun.
JerryCedar 2
Hahahah! you got to be one of my favorite posters ^^.
Johdy 0
W T F..... you sir are an idiot...
DocBastard 40
Red, I'll put it through my Idiot-English translation engine. "Listen, I like to go to the park, but I can't be ****** by too many people and dogs, but whatever." Well shit, that didn't help at all. Goatman, try less crack in your orange juice in the morning.
DocBastard 40
Things that piss me off: 1) Cheaters 2) Clueless drivers 3) Paper cuts 4) The fact that Paris Hilton and Snooki are famous 5) Bad grammar etc etc There are more, but that's a start.
AceArctic 4
On 4 you forgot the Kardashians. Just sayin'.
sourgirl101 29
Anyone that becomes famous just because of ******* RayJ deserves it. Just saying.(:
RedPillSucks 33
Awe suck it up. They could be playing "Kids Bop 21"
MaddaCheeb 0
LOL wtf
RedPillSucks 33
I'ma bitch slap the person who said "Sharing is caring"