Love and Cheating: So happy together… - FML

So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Thursday 30 June 2022 22:20

Time to 1. Get tested and 2. Get a new girlfriend. Oh, and if you have any kids 3. Get a paternity test.

Davey Crocker 7

Thursday 30 June 2022 22:12

I guess in her mind, those two transgressions are equal.

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Davey Crocker 7

Thursday 30 June 2022 22:12

I guess in her mind, those two transgressions are equal.

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 30 June 2022 22:20

Time to 1. Get tested and 2. Get a new girlfriend. Oh, and if you have any kids 3. Get a paternity test.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 July 2022 0:23

"Honesty is the best policy?" Bullshit!

Brightside86 29

Friday 1 July 2022 4:39

You can do better, people like that aren't worth the stress.

kitten79TX 5

Friday 1 July 2022 19:51

Dump her!

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