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  RedPillSucks  |  31

My wifes nephews kept telling me they got "Call of duty", but all I could understand was calla doody.
Me: You got what?
him: I got calla doody.
Me: That's awful. Were you able to clean it up?
him: what?
Me: The doody?
him: I'm gonna play with it.
Me: eeewww!

  5t3ff1k4h  |  44

See, here's the problem. Slightly funny as it may be, OP's boyfriend has the maturity of a doorknob... OP is annoyed with this fact; she's more annoyed than amused. Therefore, the annoyance well cancels out the amusement which is why it's stupid to tell her to get a sense of humour.

  sourgirl101  |  28

Steff, I hope you're not annoyed that I'm amused by your comment.(:

Btw, every time I read your comments, I always wonder if you have finally tried tiramisu?


Its pretty bad actually. I'm sure that's how 5 started out, and now look at him... going home with excitement in his eyes, ready to slide in that soft computer chair... not to look at porn, no that's too much... but rather to be taken aback hearing a fake mans voice say his name over and over and over as he wanks... until his gf gets home.
"Honey, wyd?" .... "NOTHING! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

@ 37:

you have two choices: "imbecile" or "anbesol."

we can always go 50/50 here and just make a portmanteau of the two; the problem is, what would it mean?

i suppose the lesson here is that stupidity makes your teeth feel all numb.

|the kid|

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

hmm, that is true. i could take an educated guess as to what it may be, but it should be fairly obvious.

then again, i wouldn't see the point of fucking it -- it's not like you'd really feel anything.

|the kid|

By  iheartglasses  |  0

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it wasn't the actual word he was laughing at (although they can be comical in some contexts) but that the computer is saying the word and maybe in a funny voice. Or a monotone type way that it all sounds boring. Its kind of funny, but maybe not LOL Worthy :)