Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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hkgirl89 8
break up with her...
2muchshyt 0
well was that before u guys got together?
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Comments (86)
yusaku02 20
dump the ****. you can do better
pike1346 3
Owned. dump that *****
pennies_lane 6
yeah it's a bit dumb, but dumb can be funny. I suggest you ask for a sense if humour for Christmas OP, your days might be a bit more fun!
pennies_lane 6
oh shit! wrong fml......what a dumb arse! hahahah
pennies_lane 6
*of (i give up!) :p
pennies_lane 6
oops! :/
RedPillSucks 33
At least you made it entertaining.
spd2fst4u 5
sleep with her sister and tell your "g/f" that her sister is better. you can replace sister with brother, mother, or father if your into that. lol
thegooseisloose 0
Whata ****!
salmendoza9 0
well what are you waiting for dump her ass
TheNewGuy03 29
KIDZ BOP!!! YEAH! ...i hate kidz bop. |the kid|
BDTM 0
dump the *****
TheNewGuy03 29
hmm, yeah, her boss is ******, and it's all her fault! i don't normally like to jump on the "dump him/her" bandwagon, but, in cases like these, the choice is clear. choose your destiny. |the kid|
GotParamore 2
ur an idiot
Terezi 0
Says the person that- a.) Can't be bothered to spell out "You're" b.) Likes Paramore.
spanelli 16
Says the person that can not be bothered to spell "you are".
GLaDOS8899 14
All the wars you've started, many judgmental people that like Paramore are in the world....TAKE COVER!