Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Top comments
hkgirl89 8
break up with her...
2muchshyt 0
well was that before u guys got together?
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Comments (86)
rafty4life 3
both you and 'laxatives after death' bf from a couple fml's ago should play Russian roulette with a loaded gun. everyone gets a turn! :D
rafty4life 3
****, wrong FML. FML. :(
megfar33 0
Wow, hope your not still with her?
angela3222 0
We all have our damn opinions but I agree, Glee sucks.
murphythadog 0
only reason she told you that is because the boss is better in bed. ydi for not being able to meet her needs.
whtalif 0
nice.
Saarr 0
karma
soiheardyoufaile 4
hardly karma, kiss -> sex. big jump there :p
Saarr 0
Yeah so? Karma doesn't care 'bout that. If it's wrong it's wrong.
naximus93 0
He didn't do anything wrong. I'm pretty sure that he stated that they were not going out at the time? She is the witch that messed up.
DVecc 0
yea honestly glee ruins songs... thank god I don't listen to most of the songs they cover anyway :)
J1LT 0
WHY is it any of her business who you kissed before you were together? =/ And I'm not understanding why she equated you as a (then) single man kissing a girl to her as now taken woman sleeping with her boss?
Ismellwin 0
Exactly. "What's that? you cheated on me before we were together? That's okay, I cheated on you last week!" :)
TheNewGuy03 29
what you fail to understand is that op's girlfriend's logic is flawless. in a parallel universe, that is. |the kid|
Miss_Michaela 10
Ouch. Unlucky mate. Kick her to the curb.
lbeer 1
lol