By Anonymous - 12/08/2013 23:58 - United States
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Well op it looks like you are also dating a doorknob
What is the US turning into??!
Fat? Stupid?
20, that was PERFECT.
I don't know about that. Aussies do love playing sport.
Australia is fourth fattest, behind #1 Mexico #2 US #3 NZ.
Eh Australia has their fair share of fat and skinny people. Like most of the richer countries. Then you have the poorer countries like China, India, Africa etc. which have way more people and less paying jobs etc.
Ya never know lol
Never know what? And who is this lol you speak of?
League Of Llamas?
Layer of Lilies?
of knobs?
keeper of a simple mind. sorry.
There's a difference between not being smart and having general common sense.
Common sense is not so common..
Sound reasoning.
Ask him why the key to his car doesn't open others cars that are the same as his.
Actually, some older car model keys CAN open other cars of the same make and model. I recall a news story from a few years back when a man accidentally stole someone's car like that. Also, perhaps OP's boyfriend had been watching too much My Name Is Earl and figured your landlord bought his/her locks on wholesale as well :P
#7 Duh, because they all hang different things from their rear view mirror. Obviously. :)
Imagine if all the keys did work on the same doors...
Then there wouldn't be any keys...
I hear his dad just finished putting glasses of it everywhere.
No you're not! You just commented on this FML :P. gotta love irony
I just LOL'd
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Well op it looks like you are also dating a doorknob
Ask him why the key to his car doesn't open others cars that are the same as his.