Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Top comments
TurquoiseJesus 15
must resist making the obvious Alabama joke.
Xandriajoy10 18
The worst part is that you compared your sister to your previous sexual partners...
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Comments (207)
_doggo_ 7
Come on now this isn't Kentucky.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Anyone have her number? For academic purposes?
colonel_dante 9
This is by far the most spicy and awkward and seemingly FML FML I have read so far...
foreverfukt 15
Literally everyone sticking up for this guy probably lives in a trailer, ur fukt OP.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
the second? Hell me and my sister used to bathe together. Naked. It's not a big deal...
RichardPencil 32
The worst part is that you’re banging girls that are 1/10th as hot as your sister. If your sister is a 10, that means you are ******* 1’s — how much alcohol is needed for that?
404wan 19
this is what i imagine happens to all those guys who say their sisters' name during sex.