By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Probably because the side effects included unexpected weight gain and irritability.

You also don't give him an erection lasting more than four hours, so he decided to pull the plug on your treatment.

  xcarxcrashx  |  9

If you use christmas as an excuse then you have to worry about new years and then valentines day is right after. Better to roll before Christmas if you're not feeling it.


If you find out that your girlfriend was lying about multiple major things just so you'd stay with her long enough to give her a present, it's more than OK to break up with them. Proper relationship etiquette still applies at holiday time. Lie to me and your ass is dumped.

  bkwopper  |  0

Yes because that's the double standard that we seem to have here in north America men are all ass holes and women can do no wrong ..... Like a guy who cheats on his gf is just a dick head but if it's the other way around everyone says well he prolly pushed her away ... Women are crazy, CaZy I tell ya!!

  drawmesunshine  |  17

I think of Twilight. "You're exactly my brand of heroin" or something like that.

I'm pretty sure I'd need quite a bit of heroin to make it through those books again. :/