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True , true
cost*
"Costed" is not a word.
Also prescriptions are £7.40 in the UK, not much.
Lmao @ 16 who took this comment seriously
Hahaha 16...and people that corrected them for writing costed, this is fml not English class.
You are incorrect #45, this is both FML and an English class. :)
This is the school of hard knocks bitches, and the FML/English block is in session; looks like some people will be taking remedials.
That's what you get with a boyfriend who quotes Twilight: it's hardly sincere.
*kesha...and how exactly is this English class?...
birches if it's English class the professor is in and I say costed is a word.... class dismissed go on with ur lives
****** auto correct dare fix the professors words. btw yah I'm stickin with birches
edward cullen sparkles, ke$ha sparkles. it all makes sense.
114- i believe it's 134 you imbecile. *trollface*
Haha twilight nerd :P
Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that
Your a jerk
You're* 46.
Your a bitch 46
Haha I'm a poet and I didn't even no it haha
"no seriously.. My IQ is like 148.." WHO THE **** CARES.
Kim
Funny how your birth control ran out the same day.. Crazy how that works
OPs boyfriend should have said your like a drug not because I cant get enough of you but because your ruining my life
Awww :( that's kinda sad but funny :( :) it's sad that u broke and ad it's funny how he broke up O.o
Probably because the side effects included unexpected weight gain and irritability. You also don't give him an erection lasting more than four hours, so he decided to pull the plug on your treatment.
I wonder what kind of couple would be so much in love for one to always give the other an erection lasting more than for hours xD
*four
Or maybe he couldn't focus on anything because OP was so pretty when his adderall ran out
Who breaks up with someone so close to Christmas that's cold
I was about to say the same thing...
Better before than just pretend that everything is fine the whole Christmas!
If you use christmas as an excuse then you have to worry about new years and then valentines day is right after. Better to roll before Christmas if you're not feeling it.
If you find out that your girlfriend was lying about multiple major things just so you'd stay with her long enough to give her a present, it's more than OK to break up with them. Proper relationship etiquette still applies at holiday time. Lie to me and your ass is dumped.
My bitch of a girlfriend. Ex girlfriend that is.
^Yeah, boohoo, tragic. Anyway, back to the original commenter. You are right. Christmas time is cold.
90- Thank you, you're the only one that got the "cold-Christmas" pun
Well, at least he didn't do that after he got your Christmas gift.
You going to rehab?
Some men out there. (smh) Sorry OP, love comes & goes. Best of luck finding a loving partner:)
You say that like girls can't be heartbreakers.
Yes because that's the double standard that we seem to have here in north America men are all ass holes and women can do no wrong ..... Like a guy who cheats on his gf is just a dick head but if it's the other way around everyone says well he prolly pushed her away ... Women are crazy, CaZy I tell ya!!
Uhm how is "love is like a drug" remotely romantic? When I hear that all I can think of is that obnoxious song by kesha...
Funny, I was thinking of "The Perfect Drug" by NIN.
That's when you chime in "Oh good, because the side effects of nausea, diarrhea and death were a little much."
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The refills probably costed too much.
Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that