Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
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bigtime_rocker
| 11
One of both I'm afraid!
ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!!
Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!!
Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Next time leave a bunch of shit on there he never wished he saw
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iRoc46n2
| 4
23 something tells me there won't be a next time.
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gc327072
| 29
Why would you google a person?! That's what the search bar on FB is for.... *facepalm*
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MDTeddy
| 13
I think someone should just tell someone that they like them to avoid awkward situations. Actually, this situation may be odd either way.
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pdp_fml
| 21
Too bad dear, how could you know that he would want to use your phone? FYL
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Marrach
| 7
Congratulations FMLs oldest user. :)
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tinkerbell9418
| 5
Love your shades
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gc327072
| 29
I want to caption that picture "Ladies, contain yourselves."
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journeytotheend
| 16
Not the oldest
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kelissa_fml
| 16
this reminds me... I'll be right back... Must delete history just in case. :D
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saIty
| 17
This is why clear history was invented.
That and porn.
That and porn.
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reallytho3
| 11
Mostly porn tho lol
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stitesy29
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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shannonreneee
| 11
21, cause only guys could watch porn, right?
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TomPusslicker
| 21
41. I think women tend to be less open to admit it to strangers though. This is based on science. I make a habit of asking random people throughout the day. I also learned that women can run pretty fast in heels if they feel the need to.
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esines
| 9
Haha your name suits your comment pusslicker
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rainbowteehee
| 6
No women do too! Ur just a sexist bastard. I clear my history every time I use the Internet and cough cough porn
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Saryrr
| 3
Take the opportunity to ask him out.
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Aug1508
| 9
I don't think that's a good idea since the crush gave OP a weird look. The crush might feel extra weird and run away, making things extra awkward between them.
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gc327072
| 29
That would be some superb timing right there... NOT! Seriously, that would just make op look like that crazy girlfriend meme...
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bananahammock9
| 0
That's what you get for being a Creepy McCreeperson!
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Thank you princess consuela banana hammock
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SammySteel
| 6
If only my account name was Crap Bag.
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imavelociraptor
| 6
"you know a banana hammock is a speedo right???"
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Jamesy52
| 1
First rule of being a stalker hasn't gotten caught.
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Elegance
| 7
Op's top searches:
Crush's full name.
Porn
Porn
Sex toys
Porn.
Crush's full name.
Porn
Porn
Sex toys
Porn.
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YourAddictionx
| 9
That moment when there are 69 thumbs up with this comment.. Atleast now at the moment there is.
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solosohigh
| 15
turn on private browsing (assuming you have an iPhone, idk if other phones have it). as someone who googles weird stuff, I can relate.
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M3LAKNEE
| 3
How do you turn on private browsing?
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mackenzie2323
| 5
Go into settings, hit safari and the option is under privacy.
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stuth186
| 7
More importantly what did he search?
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NickKuiper
| 8
There's a setting somewhere that deletes your search history when you exit to browser... I would suggest learning from this experience. And don't give up, maybe he's into kinky web searches...
ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!!
Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
That and porn.