FML : Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it...

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gigi - / Wednesday 5 September 2012 04:29 / United States

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By bigtime_rocker | 11

#4898333 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

One of both I'm afraid!
ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!!
Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

By saIty | 17

#4898336 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

This is why clear history was invented.
That and porn.

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By bigtime_rocker | 11

#4898333 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

One of both I'm afraid!
ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!!
Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4898559 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:05

Next time leave a bunch of shit on there he never wished he saw

iRoc46n2 | 4

#4898649 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:02

23 something tells me there won't be a next time.

gc327072 | 29

#4898994 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:33

Why would you google a person?! That's what the search bar on FB is for.... *facepalm*

MDTeddy | 13

#4899429 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:37

I think someone should just tell someone that they like them to avoid awkward situations. Actually, this situation may be odd either way.

By pdp_fml | 21

#4898335 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

Too bad dear, how could you know that he would want to use your phone? FYL

Marrach | 7

#4898458 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:04

Congratulations FMLs oldest user. :)

tinkerbell9418 | 5

#4898557 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:05

Love your shades

gc327072 | 29

#4899005 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:34

I want to caption that picture "Ladies, contain yourselves."

journeytotheend | 16

#4899010 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:35

Not the oldest

kelissa_fml | 16

#4901962 - Thursday 6 September 2012 6:56

this reminds me... I'll be right back... Must delete history just in case. :D

By saIty | 17

#4898336 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

This is why clear history was invented.
That and porn.

reallytho3 | 11

#4898438 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:52

Mostly porn tho lol

stitesy29 | 18

#4898555 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

shannonreneee | 11

#4899053 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:45

21, cause only guys could watch porn, right?

TomPusslicker | 21

#4899126 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:08

41. I think women tend to be less open to admit it to strangers though. This is based on science. I make a habit of asking random people throughout the day. I also learned that women can run pretty fast in heels if they feel the need to.

esines | 9

#4899471 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:48

Haha your name suits your comment pusslicker

rainbowteehee | 6

#4899513 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 20:10

No women do too! Ur just a sexist bastard. I clear my history every time I use the Internet and cough cough porn

By Saryrr | 3

#4898349 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:04

Take the opportunity to ask him out.

Aug1508 | 9

#4898475 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:17

I don't think that's a good idea since the crush gave OP a weird look. The crush might feel extra weird and run away, making things extra awkward between them.

gc327072 | 29

#4899015 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:36

That would be some superb timing right there... NOT! Seriously, that would just make op look like that crazy girlfriend meme...

By bananahammock9 | 0

#4898357 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:06

That's what you get for being a Creepy McCreeperson!

Trisha_aus | 15

#4898544 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:01

Thank you princess consuela banana hammock

SammySteel | 6

#4898752 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:04

If only my account name was Crap Bag.

imavelociraptor | 6

#4899577 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 20:32

"you know a banana hammock is a speedo right???"

By Jamesy52 | 1

#4898362 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:09

First rule of being a stalker hasn't gotten caught.

By Elegance | 7

#4898383 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:19

Op's top searches:
Crush's full name.
Porn
Porn
Sex toys
Porn.

YourAddictionx | 9

#4900679 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:23

That moment when there are 69 thumbs up with this comment.. Atleast now at the moment there is.

By solosohigh | 15

#4898391 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:27

turn on private browsing (assuming you have an iPhone, idk if other phones have it). as someone who googles weird stuff, I can relate.

M3LAKNEE | 3

#4899601 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 20:38

How do you turn on private browsing?

mackenzie2323 | 5

#4900478 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:30

Go into settings, hit safari and the option is under privacy.

By stuth186 | 7

#4898400 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:31

More importantly what did he search?

By NickKuiper | 8

#4898406 - Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:33

There's a setting somewhere that deletes your search history when you exit to browser... I would suggest learning from this experience. And don't give up, maybe he's into kinky web searches...