They're probably going to be dicks about it.

You know what they say "easy cum, easy go."

"A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me"

OP, just get him to cut the grass shorter. Then the penis will be gone.

Its a joke so I don't think they will be hard on them about it.

I feel like mowing genitalia into a lawn is something Perdix would do.

He probably wanted to prove that he had the balls to do it.

I'm hoping they all have a good sense of humor. Laughter is the best medicine :-).

28 - yeah, but a sense of humor deficiency is often immune to that medicine.

Yay, Zingie is here.

32, I agree with you. Sometimes people are too serious which ruins it for everyone else. But making me laugh makes me feel better than going to a doctor and I have a fatal disease.

Nah, he sounds like a total dick. I bet the sight of that was enough to blow her parents away.

Or that he's just a bit of a dickhead.

I'm sure they'll understand that he was just dicking around. They'll suck it up.

Yea, give the grass penis a mow job

Nothing impresses the in laws like a lawn penis!

a penis that smells like a freshly mown lawn? clearly it's every woman's dream.

Such skill ! He must have had to get an areal view to map out his mowing then spray paint the grass to have an outline for the mower, then he mowed the penis to exact precision.

*manscaping

I totally agree! Without the bits the kibble is useless!