By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
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zingline89 18

Oh no, he remembered alright

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Mech1989 13

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

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Mech1989 13

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

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HowAreYouToday 34

They're probably going to be dicks about it.

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ajeppsen 25

You know what they say "easy cum, easy go."

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Enslaved 36

"A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me"

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hellobobismyname 24

OP, just get him to cut the grass shorter. Then the penis will be gone.

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garytg 3

Its a joke so I don't think they will be hard on them about it.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

I feel like mowing genitalia into a lawn is something Perdix would do.

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zingline89 18

Oh no, he remembered alright

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Pwn17 25

He probably wanted to prove that he had the balls to do it.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I'm hoping they all have a good sense of humor. Laughter is the best medicine :-).

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Nordrag 26

28 - yeah, but a sense of humor deficiency is often immune to that medicine.

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AKGirlinSD 20

32, I agree with you. Sometimes people are too serious which ruins it for everyone else. But making me laugh makes me feel better than going to a doctor and I have a fatal disease.

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tygerarmy 35

Maybe he's just showing them he is a cocky man.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Nah, he sounds like a total dick. I bet the sight of that was enough to blow her parents away.

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le_miserable 5

Or that he's just a bit of a ********.

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NINJAKITTY12345 11

I'm sure they'll understand that he was just dicking around. They'll suck it up.

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tehdarkness 21

Sounds like it may be easy to fix?? Pics!

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Nohman 14

Mow it away? Or the rest of the grass depending on how he did it.

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mojobanks 8

Yea, give the grass penis a mow job

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Maybe your parents always dream of a penis made of grass with the smell of a freshly mowed lawn? ...hopefully

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MrClean17 15

Nothing impresses the in laws like a lawn penis!

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feelingold 18

a penis that smells like a freshly mown lawn? clearly it's every woman's dream.

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dutch_girl13 20

Not looking forward to that conversation are you? Good luck OP

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katiesam199 11

Such skill ! He must have had to get an areal view to map out his mowing then spray paint the grass to have an outline for the mower, then he mowed the penis to exact precision.

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gracehi 31

Just a penis? You mean he forgot the balls to match? For shame! I can see why you're so embarrassed! What a dolt your husband is forgetting the testicles when depicting male genitalia in his landscaping!

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richiedbond 16

I totally agree! Without the bits the kibble is useless!

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