By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 857
You deserved it 5 350

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zingline89 18

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.


That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

HowAreYouToday 34

They're probably going to be dicks about it.

You know what they say "easy cum, easy go."

"A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me"

hellobobismyname 24

OP, just get him to cut the grass shorter. Then the penis will be gone.

Its a joke so I don't think they will be hard on them about it.

Sinistra_Blue 12

I feel like mowing genitalia into a lawn is something Perdix would do.

zingline89 18
Pwn17 25

He probably wanted to prove that he had the balls to do it.

I'm hoping they all have a good sense of humor. Laughter is the best medicine :-).

28 - yeah, but a sense of humor deficiency is often immune to that medicine.

32, I agree with you. Sometimes people are too serious which ruins it for everyone else. But making me laugh makes me feel better than going to a doctor and I have a fatal disease.

Maybe he's just showing them he is a cocky man.

Nah, he sounds like a total dick. I bet the sight of that was enough to blow her parents away.

le_miserable 5

Or that he's just a bit of a ********.


I'm sure they'll understand that he was just dicking around. They'll suck it up.

tehdarkness 21

Sounds like it may be easy to fix?? Pics!

Mow it away? Or the rest of the grass depending on how he did it.

mojobanks 8

Yea, give the grass penis a mow job

Maybe your parents always dream of a penis made of grass with the smell of a freshly mowed lawn? ...hopefully

MrClean17 15

Nothing impresses the in laws like a lawn penis!

a penis that smells like a freshly mown lawn? clearly it's every woman's dream.

dutch_girl13 20

Not looking forward to that conversation are you? Good luck OP

Such skill ! He must have had to get an areal view to map out his mowing then spray paint the grass to have an outline for the mower, then he mowed the penis to exact precision.

Just a penis? You mean he forgot the balls to match? For shame! I can see why you're so embarrassed! What a dolt your husband is forgetting the testicles when depicting male genitalia in his landscaping!

I totally agree! Without the bits the kibble is useless!