Love and Sex: White lie - FML

White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

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Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML

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Abigail Jane Lee 9

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Friday 11 August 2017 1:43

I'd just keep that one a secret from her, no point starting an argument!

indienerdgirl 27

Friday 11 August 2017 1:56

Just let her think that. There's no reason in starting an argument or telling her about your sex life. Some things are best kept to yourself. Especially when dealing with overly religious mothers.

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Aiden Stubblefield 9

Monday 7 August 2017 20:49

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Abigail Jane Lee 9

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Friday 11 August 2017 1:43

I'd just keep that one a secret from her, no point starting an argument!

indienerdgirl 27

Friday 11 August 2017 1:56

Just let her think that. There's no reason in starting an argument or telling her about your sex life. Some things are best kept to yourself. Especially when dealing with overly religious mothers.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 11 August 2017 3:04

You don’t need to correct her. Jesus will set her straight when she ascends to Heaven.

Adam Dessouki 13

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Friday 11 August 2017 3:48

Well the appropriate amount of time to wait for sex with someone you're dating is 2 hours. Studies have proven that !

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Friday 11 August 2017 3:55

There is no need for her to know...

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Friday 11 August 2017 4:23

What gave her reason to think that in the first place, though?

RetireEngland 24

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Friday 11 August 2017 8:02

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Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 11 August 2017 18:45

You are obviously a deeply poetic soul.

DanielleinDC 32

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Friday 11 August 2017 20:30

This really isn't something your mom needs to know.

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