White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

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Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'd just keep that one a secret from her, no point starting an argument!

indienerdgirl 27

Just let her think that. There's no reason in starting an argument or telling her about your sex life. Some things are best kept to yourself. Especially when dealing with overly religious mothers.

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Aiden Stubblefield 9

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I'd just keep that one a secret from her, no point starting an argument!

indienerdgirl 27

Just let her think that. There's no reason in starting an argument or telling her about your sex life. Some things are best kept to yourself. Especially when dealing with overly religious mothers.

You don’t need to correct her. Jesus will set her straight when she ascends to Heaven.

Well the appropriate amount of time to wait for sex with someone you're dating is 2 hours. Studies have proven that !

There is no need for her to know...

What gave her reason to think that in the first place, though?

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Mungolikecandy 19

You are obviously a deeply poetic soul.

This really isn't something your mom needs to know.