By anon - 12/10/2010 21:52 - United States

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 183
You deserved it 4 186

Same thing different taste

Top comments

deformedsurf 0

Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!


Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

oooooo, that sucks. get a new husband hahahaha

rallets 22

if he had a gogurt, he couldve ate his yogurt and saved you with his other hand

I wouldn't wanna drop my yogurt either. I mean come on, haven't you guys seen the commercials ? you can eat key-lime pie & lose weight at the same time ! suck it up OP, your boyfriends staying healthy for you while you're over here fainting all over the place. selfish.

Hgielad_720 0

Wow OP, would you really wanna clean up that mess when you woke up? Stop being such a whiny bitch, geez. :)

honestly somebody fainting and falling is pretty hard to predict so by the time it comes to's probably too late...unless he was directly behind op. chances are the the husband is not a jerk and a lot of people needa learn some common sense

bigblue95 0

evem if he was willing to drop his yogurt he probably wldnt have caught u in time.

Hgielad_720 0

64, I didn't even edit that much. No need to be rude. All I did was brighten the picture and I don't care if you believe me.

Brightening is editing. And I'll be rude if I want to. Who are you to tell me how to act? You're a no one.

i don't blame him. like oh come on i mean who doesn't like yogurt right? yogurts are healthy and delish. lol :)

Yogurt is clearly the most important meal of the day. You have breakfast, brunch, lunch time, mid-day snack, hammer-time, YOGURT time!!!, dinner and dessert. He was getting his nutrients. Man UP!

**** you OP. That yogurt was a once in a lifetime chance, where you'll be around until he dies, or you. I'm assuming you, since you'll propably pick somewhere hilarious and deadly to faint one day.

Baileybby18 0

dear op, yur hubbyy sucks! I'm pretty sure there's more in the fridge &&nd only one yu. thankk Jesus yu didnt fall bakk &&nd hit yur head. &&nd this is all(:

66- Here you are telling somebody that there is no reason to be rude. Please take a look at your comment where you called the OP a whiny bitch. Can we say, the pot calling the kettle black?

KiwiExchange 16

See? This is the kinda wife I won't want... they whine if you don't catch them(for example) and whine if you make a mess...(for example)

ydi for making a man choose between yogurt or women.

Hgielad_720 0

88, if you didn't get it, my comment was a joke. I was just kidding. Get a sense of humor, geez. 67, I said I didn't edit THAT MUCH. So learn to read before you make some stupid comment telling me that I'm a no one. At least I have a picture of myself up, unlike some people.

108 its pretty edited dude. Plus you look like a dick.

I prefer funny pics; making people laugh out loud/laugh to themselves is what I do. Also, I could easily google a random picture and put it up, like many others on this website.

Hgielad_720 0

109, I'm so glad you know how much I edited my picture. And please enlighten me, how do I look like a dick? 117, I understand that and your pictures are funny, but it offends me when you attack my picture for no reason.

Wow @85, your 21 and still ryht lyk dis???

livrox 0

actually quadruple. *second *your *husband's *jerk

Comment bug caught 2 fails in 1 spot. Super fail.

wft? can you edit comments? it changed ;o

10_4Franky 0

lol: Double fail, triple fail, OVER FAIL, Failtacular, Failtrocity, Failimanjaro, Failtastrophe, Failpocalypse and Failionaire!

never knew there were so many words to describe the failure that has just occurred up there. ^ thank you.

Stormblessed 0

lol 38, I'd personally prefer "double fail," "multi fail," "ultra fail," "M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!" However, in today's day and age, I suppose a Halo reference will have to suffice. As for OP: it disappoints me to say this, but it doesn't matter who the man is in relation to you, chivalry of any kind is all but dead in the world, or hadn't you noticed.?

RachelHellYeah 0

Haha! What kind of yogurt was it? Because if it was yummy, I would have let you fall too!

Well everyone knows that yogurt is way more important than bitches!! So YDI u dumb bitch

Hgielad_720 0

Um, I just wanna say that I freakin' love your picture, sir. :)

or maybe he just didn't want to help u anyways :( sorry girl