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  KurouTenshi  |  0

It means to be the first ever to comment, instead of being #5 or #36 or #191, you're #1, and so some people see an uncommented FML and immediately think "I'll be first!" and so they comment with "First!"
: And its deleted for a multitude of reasons that possibly include: starting arguments and putdown throwdowns, and the fact that the comment doesn't actually comment in anyway on the FML be it positive or negative, but simply writes out "FIRST!" :P

Also, @1:
I know what you mean, I made the first comment on the dad-with-boner FML and being First is just the same as having any other numbered comment, LOL

  Menick47  |  0

Baisicly it's where if you type "first" u may be the number one on the list of comments. It's a stupid trick they use but, it only lasts for a little while. Normally, real comments soon take their place, and theirs gets deleted. Your lucky they choose you for the actual first instead of the millions of retards who just put "first".

  deathcab7  |  0

@ 96 yaaaaaaayyy! thats just how i roll (: hahaa and 100, even though you had to blatantly use all caps and draw attention, you have a point i guess. the noodles being hot have nothing to do with getting stabbed :/

  MimiKnox  |  0

#100, I'm guessing that OP had one hand carrying noodles, one hand carrying fork. When OP sneezed, he/she used the hand with fork to cover his/her nose, hence accidentally stabbing him/herself.

  sugarbabyxoxo  |  2

cause they were carrying most likely there fork with there noodles so it wouldn't of just said, today I sneezed and stabbed my self in the head with a fork. it makes more sence and sounds better to say it the way the OP said it...

  vampyre_girly  |  0

it happens. gosh snickerdoodles you get on my nerves. just because it never happened to you doesn't mean it won't happen to other people. nobodys perfect. especially you