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first!
i dont get it, what does being first mean? an why do some get deleated? ive never figured thiss out.
@53: It means to be the first ever to comment, instead of being #5 or #36 or #191, you're #1, and so some people see an uncommented FML and immediately think "I'll be first!" and so they comment with "First!" : And its deleted for a multitude of reasons that possibly include: starting arguments and putdown throwdowns, and the fact that the comment doesn't actually comment in anyway on the FML be it positive or negative, but simply writes out "FIRST!" :P Also, @1: I know what you mean, I made the first comment on the dad-with-boner FML and being First is just the same as having any other numbered comment, LOL
Baisicly it's where if you type "first" u may be the number one on the list of comments. It's a stupid trick they use but, it only lasts for a little while. Normally, real comments soon take their place, and theirs gets deleted. Your lucky they choose you for the actual first instead of the millions of retards who just put "first".
yaaaayyy (: haha thanks! I am now more knowledge filled than i was an hour ago
wow
Yay; a rare 1st comment that isn't just one word!
I DONT SEE WHY OP HAS TO SAY THEY WERE CARRYING A "HOT CUP OF NOODLES" WHEN THEY STABBED THEMSELVES NOT BURNED THEMSELVES
@ 96 yaaaaaaayyy! thats just how i roll (: hahaa and 100, even though you had to blatantly use all caps and draw attention, you have a point i guess. the noodles being hot have nothing to do with getting stabbed :/
#100, I'm guessing that OP had one hand carrying noodles, one hand carrying fork. When OP sneezed, he/she used the hand with fork to cover his/her nose, hence accidentally stabbing him/herself.
I thought the same thing.
fork, apply directly to the forehead
it's just like homer, but instead of a fork he got a nail XD
rofl. you respond to trolls, yet your pic is triforce. newfag poser.
quote: "unfortunately i did, but I lived"
you forked yourself ... who hasn't
nah, not gross
fail
Yeah but that was not where I thought this was going.. I was expecting more along the lines of some burns..
wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?
lol fail
hahaha that was a douche move
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you forked yourself ... who hasn't
wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?