CaoiiBieber
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Nick
United States
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Anonymous
Suwanee, United States
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Anonymous
Benson, United States
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
M2thaM
United States
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Anonymous
Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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JayBear14 11
how does that work?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i had trouble clicking this...
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Comments (313)
green_eggs_and_h 0
What an unforkunate event.
nixter5 18
So punny!!
punjabi44 0
this might be the stupidest fml i've seen
perdix 31
Now you'll be ready if you meet a guy who has a dick with tines.
green_eggs_and_h 0
It is always good to be prepared. Which is why I practice deep throating sea urchins!
eminem123x 0
that's not a good way to practice
urfavbitch 3
wow.... u know dicks wont stab u like a fork right? so go put down the silverware n make some guy really happy lol
mikechek 3
I believe that is called a forksome
jlp549 5
That's pretty forked up.
latinjukes 2
I'm sure that's not all you've deep-throated.
Rachel8869 0
Wow id like to know how that works pls
indiangee 0
I love how this is worded! And practice makes perfect, right?